i hate this ratbag consultant at work. i've bitched about him plenty.

now not only is the original consultant staying on an additional five months, he got ANOTHER consultant to come in. am i in america circa 1995? what does a consultant do? hand hold? commisserate? something beyond bleeding a company dry of its last penny? can i be a consultant? "oh wow, the business outcome looks hazy, ask again later. i feel ya man."

i can only imagine consultant #2 will make the same preposterous wage as asspony #1 makes. i think that these idiots are the only party that benefits from their consultancy.

oh my. i remember the preposterous wage.

lucky you

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i would say that between the two of them they'll make close to a half a mil a year.

consulting. the new magic 8ball.

how do you become a consultant?

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from what i can tell you decide to be one.

it's like becoming a doctor without the studying or education. or practical application.

i'm going to start a consultancy, pay me?

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i'm not personally in need of a consultant, having two at work already. but maybe you could consult them?

give them my number

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