my tummy hurts so much, I think I ate too many jalapenos and chilli peppers.
and now I am in so much pain.
I had raw dinner tonight.
talk to me and distract me please.
tell me what fun things you are doing with your weekend.

oh god that is the worst pain

on a similar note i think it is chillifest this weekend so i will prob be going to that

tonight i am going to be drinking gin in the cinema. i wanted to go see metropolis cause ive never seen it on the big screen, but we're going to see that exorcism film instead. pfft

im going to be in london around 23rd oct, will you be there or touring? i want to go do art stuff with you please

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have you seen the chat roulette youtube promo thing for that exorcism film?

what happens at chillifest? are there chili eating competitions? me and scarlet have promised to have a chili eating competition soon. I accidentally rubbed it into my eyes today.

I will be in London, I would love to do stuff with you. how come you are here?

yes! i thought it was quite good, though obviously viral marketing. boys are so dumb

yeah there's music and chillieating comps. one year my friend went to the loo without washing his hands after eating chillis and said his peen really stung from holding it in the ****er. so i'm hoping ot see lots of boys in pain

we're coming over cause it's the weekend of the london anarchist bookfair so a good time to see all my friends who have moved to london who are political nerds. but i dont want to actually have to go to the bookfair too much haha

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i'm not in physical pain at the moment but i am ****ED because this mother****er from a potential internship i'm supposed to do hasn't called me back. i mean how the **** are people supposed to survive this economy if they aren't given the chance to? ****.

p.s. feel better. i find that if i lay on my tummy when it's in pain it always seems to feel better. i guess it lets out the gas bubbles.