i think we should talk about how boring blow job porn is.

BUT FIRST...

so anyways. i'm a heinous ***** to-day.

bc i have a hangover.

i hadn't really been serious business drinking in over a week.

so now i'm not used to being in a bad mood.

i really think kr is going the way of the dodo.

there is TOO MUCH BLOW JOB PORN ON THE INTERNET.

maybe mans like to watch it.

but i'm just gonna go ahead and speak for all the ladies of the world and say it is boring everyone to goddamn tears.

of blood.

and bile.

and cancer.

cancerous toxic death tears.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

I only like girl on girl porn really or threesome.
and I haven't watched any in AGES.
what are you lsuitening to today clotty? do you like slick rick?

i'm not listening to anything. it's 5 a.m. and i'm angry.

of course i like slick rick.

he wears an eye patch.

ALSO.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE GANG BANG PORNS.

two *****es is fine.

but not two mans.

I DON'T. WANNA. SEE. IT.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

guys.

there was a big giant spider in my toilet.

what if i hadn't looked first, and it climbed up my vagina and had its way w/ me?

and then what if it hatched eggs?

in my vagina.

what then?

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

did you get your dress? are you going to internet kill me? was it too big for you? I only watch titty porn
why dont you ****** to get the eggs out get in the bath and suck water up your chuf and spit it back out?