i wish i could afford even malt liquor right now.

but, nope!

aaron has to spend his money on things like providing a new home for himself! buying curtains! buying a futon because it's always been my dream to have more than one piece of furniture at a time!

i also spend my money on things like: repairing my second flat tire in as many weeks, paying that pesky electricity bill, giving my doctor his fair share for services rendered, stocking my fridge with fresh fruits and vegetables.

if only.

if only. i could have one more night. of decadent kr boozing. on whatever drops of ether would my way come. if only.

STOP THIS MADNESS! i need booze to survive!! do you hear me!?! you do not. i am not heard. and i am sober. to be unheard is to be sober. and i'm done kidding myself that a caffeine high is as good as, if not better, than a good night of binge drinking. with god as my witness: i shall never go sober again! or, at the very least, i will provide myself just one more night of drunken kr'ing! it shall come at the dusking of summer as i have much planned for myself up until that point. but i shall return! kr! drunk! and triumphant!

if only.

if only.

well. i paid my electric bill.

how else would i read the internet while i'm drunk?

but you're the dumbass buying food w/ your money.

so don't come looking @ me for sympathy.

i GOT my priorities straight.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

i think that heifer...****, now im maligning cows

is his hag.

more interesting topics: booze

i want pinot. ever since ramona has become my new fave person on the color tv, i want to drink her blood (pinot) like sweet nectar.

valz, shut up.

i'm not trying to have kr ****** closet-case-lynching warz.

i'm trying to be serious.

i want to know what the ****ing hell this **** is. bc i'm lost here.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

well speaking of malt liquor.

that picture kind've defines that.