I know this thread is probably off-putting, but don't worry everyone poops. You know deep down everyone loves pooping.

Listen, I have a pooping EMERGENCY. My toilet is plugged, I'm talking EPIC will not budge plugged. My bf and I have tried plunging, draino, a snake...NOTHING IS WORKING. There is NOWHERE to poop in walking distance. We can't get our landlord to come until tomorrow OR TUESDAY. I NEED TO POOP NOW.

Does anyone have any tips on unplugging a toilet? We didn't even put anything down there except for toilet paper and poop and pee!! Or where should I poop? I'm scared I'm going to panic and poop in my bathtub. Or poop in a bag and then bury it in the backyard?

You guys don't realize how lucky you are right now, crapping in your toilets. This is the worst feeling ever. Omg I'm scared. Maybe I can just make it go away.

come poo at my place!

your boyfriend's chest?

I would probably poop my pants before I got there!

Seventeen, where would I put the poo afterwards? THIS IS A DISASTAH.

whenever they turn off the water at my apartments.

i go **** at arby's.

anyway.

i'm out of toilet paper and i don't have any money.

i been wiping my *** w/ paper towels all weekend.

i'll steal some t.p. from school tmw.

don't worry.

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