i'm putting this in offtopic so more people may quickly see it. so I met up with friend (joe) and his friend (sam). joe took a lot of "caffine pills" and was wired and so went to a sex club. so sam and I hooked up... he finished... twice... I couldn't seal the deal, despite having a sturdy nonflimsy package (trying to not make this r rated). so he's like let's cuddle, and I said OK. but he sorta wants to sleep and I'm just sorta up at this point and i'm not falling to bed. so joe comes back to the room and he's on the computer doing random shit because he's wired. but sam still might want to cuddle. should I just leave and come back later? crash on the couch? also, I sorta kinda made a bit of an ass of myself... not during the sex... but just because when i'm intoxicated, i'm even more socially incompetant. so it might be good if I tried to stay for a bit and not act like a dipshit, since otherwise that's their last impression of me... i'm typing this on a couch in a single king bed hotel room. tell me ehat to do. yes I lack common sense. ps... reps aren't enabled yet fuckers, so do your worst!

are you sure you aren't the wired one?

i'm a good catholic boy who only drinks wine... and only after i've eaten a wafer

that's hot.

my window is open and my neighbor is cutting his grass.

smells so fkn good.

i should've gone to bed by now but i'm still drunk.

this isn't about who blew whom, or the blowing of grass particles into your window, or the blowing of blow up my friend's nose. (my nose is as pure as the virgin mary.) this is about the most important thing of all: ME, and what the hell I should do this very second. I don't like thinking for myself! Help!

leave, but leave sam a note and make it nice.

just go to bed.

i'm gonna.

the only thing this post needs is a part where you explain the glorious elasticity of your asshole.

and speaking of fags, fuck off aaron

that's exactly what I need to do. nice note. what should it say? "it was cool hang last night. I liked it when you were c@!$ing on my face. have a nice day!" i'm not exactly shakespeare. someone, HELP!

we didn't even do anal you disgusting rotting cum dumpster.

I can count the people who i've hooked up with using only my fingers, toes, and eyelashes. You need all the hair on your head and ass to count the number of tricks you've turned.

way to be overly defensive
grr

if the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit...i can be defendive. do you know that gullsible isn't in the dictionary? apparently sarcasm isn't in the dictionary anymore either!

edit: also, ps, I hated misfitcult, but I love therealMisfitcult. Misfitcult wasn't fit to lick the boots of therealMisfitcult.

but we are the same registered user.
misfitcult wouldnt piss on your boots if they were on fire. so there.

awww.... will you please reconsider? because I think there's a really good chance my boots will be on fire and I will desperately need you to piss on them.

please won't you reconsider? pleeeeeeeeeeeease. i'm oh so lonely and in desperate need of your friendship...

well, great, while everyone was clamoring and I was poking away at my treo keyboard, both of them woke up, showered, and now they're ready to leave.

god damn you kittyradio, never leave me again...

Keep drinking until you fall into a coma and/or choke on your own vomit and die. I'd also recommend this solution for the thread starter.

What's good for Jimi Hendrix...