+ think i escaped being raped and murdered or something
- ARGH
- National Insurance Numbers take forever when I need to start working now?
- ****ING BANK CHARGES what the **** is up with that
- you need a proof of residence to obtain proof of residence? it seems
- i had a ****ty day and the world is sick

++++ just got a mail from what appears to be my new boss!!!

congratulations!

thank you!

- spent the night in the hospital with appendicitis
+ it was very mild
+ gave the wife a blow job in the hospital room
- doctor wanted me to pull down my pants so he could feel my testicles
+ cried when he asked & told him i'd feel raped
+ got a better, longer prescription than expected