i had upstairs neighbors last year who went out of their way to stomp through their apartment AND drop things. heavy things. things that made the walls shake. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. and we were like "what the HELL is going on up there?"

well we found out they were all crackheads.

so one night, i'm listening to music, and the ***** has the nerve to come down and ask ME to keep it down. it wasn't even that loud. i told her that when she stops trying to give us a sunroof, i'd turn down the music.