I have this **** off crocheted comfort blanket my best friend made for me ages ago but over time, it's becoming torn and frayed. I've been in pursuit of that variety of bathrobe that envelops the wearer, but I've not had any joy. A slanket seems the ideal alternative. Those "dual" slankets, where you and a partner can wear at the same time, creep me out completely. If you or your partner have to fart, you're effectively trapped.