Clotty and Britney Spears share a birthday

happy bday clotty. both fetuses are jumping around in there so we'll say they're celebrating your birthday too.

um this post happened twice.

so... here's some sparkly air-brush art of the man that ladies love

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

happy birthday clotty!
i also vote for a birthday/holiday big show.

i'd pull a cricket and write your name on my boobs then post pics, but i already let the boob cat out of the bag in that other thread. fail.

i hope you get blackout drunk.
and that the old man gets you a kenner blythe. and hangover meal from arby's tomorrow, and that jodeci comes and knocks on your door in hammer-time silk pants-suit oufits, and sings you happy birthday. nasty r&b style.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

happy birthday CHING CHANG CHONG!

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