happy birthday clotty!
i also vote for a birthday/holiday big show.
i'd pull a cricket and write your name on my boobs then post pics, but i already let the boob cat out of the bag in that other thread. fail.
i hope you get blackout drunk.
and that the old man gets you a kenner blythe. and hangover meal from arby's tomorrow, and that jodeci comes and knocks on your door in hammer-time silk pants-suit oufits, and sings you happy birthday. nasty r&b style.
i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?