| - what the hell is this backache? like an old fucking woman? someone break it and superglue it please.
- and what about this impacted wisdom tooth? growing its roots inside my jaw and intending to take over the whole skull?
+ champagne. best drunkeness available in this universe. no hangovers, few calories, lots of bubbles.
- god, my own music is so depressing? i must be a right fucking goth.
+ neighbour upstairs having one of those s&m sessions again, neigbour from the next building wanking with the light on and window open like every fucking night stopping me from having a smoke in the balcony without seeing cock. i might send him a letter. this isnt ok.
__________________ No tongue, my lipstick! |