fucking sick

"Imma juggalo down on mah luck and shit."


Please go back in time and make this untrue.

How do people not realize they're prego for SIX MONTHS? You lose yr period when you're underweight, not when you're obese
Maybe you do I don't know. I'm just trying to make a fat joke.

But still. If that shit goes the first impulse should be shoplifting some First Response from Walgreens.

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seriously. and i was at the 99c only store the other day and they were even selling preggy tests there. so if you're that hard up for 20 bucks you can at least go get one for a dollar.

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old man take a look at my life, i'm a lot like you.

we were having a discussion at work yesterday about things that make you a douchebag. my response was listening to insane clown posse. this guy told me they had some kind of icp themed fest in the small town he was from in WI or SD. he told me that he and everyone from his town liked insane clown posse. i told him thank you for proving my point. oh, and i guess this would also be another argument for my case.

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i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

im just really upset at the juggawhatever its called themed casket

least she could have done is get one from walmart
i'll bet she dottys not so distant cousin