hey. guys. people. ladies. whatever.
it's midnight. on a tuesday? is this even tuesday? i don't really know because i'm unemployed now, and when all your days have nothing specific planned on them, you tend to loose track of time.

anyway. i do know i have pnuemonia. so i have all the excellent meds (which i mean with the utmost sarcasm). all my pills are **** except this cough syrup with codeine. it's like a 250 ml bottle, and i've drank half of it, in 24 hours. so, that's going well. but i don't have a measurer, like a grown up. or parent. so i'm using a shot glass to measure it. well i was, now i just swallow as much as i can take without wanting to barf over everything.

what's a good chaser for grape opiate syrup?

also. my dog has mouth warts.
it's so disgusting.
i love her a little less because of it. which is petty. but they're SUPER disgusting.
look at them:


(lots of them...)


oh and hush it peta-tards. it's not like i'd ever mistreat her. i just don't want her licking my face or... any of me while she has them. it's too nasty.

anyway these warts are supposed to just fall off. but i'm terrified of walking on the hardwood and realizing i've stepped on a rotted off dog mouth wart.
or if my dog eats her own warts... no.

um, what else do you guys wanna talk about?

and: why doesn't my dryer have a lint trap? don't all dryers need that?

also, what are weird things i could plant gardens in? like an old tire, or a plastic kiddie pool. because the dirt at my place is ****, so i have to grow atop it.

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yeah man those warts are gross. and they're just gonna fall out one day? god damn. i declare.

YES all dryers should have a lint trap. wtf.

you should find an old bathtub to plant in. with claw feets.

and i want to talk about this weird tongue spasm i'm having. only in one little spot on the left side of my tongue. but its been having tiny spasms all day and it feel really funny and won't stop.

Thats put me right off my rice crispies!!!! I personally love it when people plant flowers in the old Belfast sinks or an old metal watering can or perhaps even an old white porcelein loo!!, happy gardening

are these warts contagious? i'm just thinking about how dogs perform their ablutions in private areas. those warts must be really annoying, like having midget gems stuck to your gums or sth.

you're supposed to rub raw meat on warts, then bury the meat in the ground and the warts drop off.

i had a verruca once and the chiropodist froze it off with something that looked like a cheap vibrator.

oh gross about the warts, sorry to hear your dog is afflicted.



but you should definitely plant things in giant teacups