my sewing machine died! it got stuck sewing backwards

i'm so mad. i just started hemming my new jeans and now i'll have to spend a couple hundred bucks to get a new machine. and that's not going to happen for days (weeks????)

i just want to wear the effin jeans why do they make them all for 8 ft tall chicks now???

you can just use some of that iron hem tape stuff for now?

can it not be repaired? is it not just jammed?

buy the shorter length jeans for midgets?

i recently thought my machine was broken but it became fixed and working normal again
i have seen some on amazon for only like $75 before shipping
but idk if those are any good
being short sucks, i never get to hemming my pants i hate doing it

what is hem tape pamm? does it actually work?

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should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and sick
and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted