DID YOU KNOW? there's other stuff that happens on kr besides just in the void! - Page 5

sallydearheart · #21 06-07-2009, 08:58 PM

Well yeah

I feel like I have so much street cred now because my neighbour's involved in a gang drug bust.

We've had a paddywagon police car here every bloody day and an ambulance the other night.

It seems the 50 year old prostitute has moved out up the road.

You should come here you'd like it. It's like a constant soap opera.

sallydearheart · #22 06-07-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by clotty

well what's a bogan then?

White trash.

clotty · #23 06-07-2009, 08:59 PM

mmm.

i think i already live at a place like that.

the swat team is always here.

petals · #24 06-07-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by clotty

well what's a bogan then?

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A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

-- urbandictionary.com

sallydearheart · #25 06-07-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by clotty

mmm.

i think i already live at a place like that.

the swat team is always here.

true. Although our white trash speak with croc hunter accents.

"Aye Lozza what tha fuk r u doin tonite babe?"

****ing dickheads who talk to me like that on msn.