Literally.
For a few days before it bores me... but man it has my attention
Apparently this picture at another website that I go to confuses guys (and lesbians)
I use that picture as the 'main' attention grabber, since the background on my profile is a slightly larger version of my avatar tiled. It's not like I am
hiding my face or anything
Anyways...
You can use website currency to put your profile picture on the first page as "featured 8 users"
or whatever
one day out of boredom I tried it,
I've been doing it every day since.
Some guys friend list me and then delete me saying nothing when they figure out I am a guy, I even had a guy I went to high school with send me a wink lol
but some people get ahead of themselves or are not shy to admit they were 'tricked'
here are some of the gems...
Ronnie from Hampton VA
"now dats different ma i love dat pic u keeping me guessing now i wanna see more how u doin wuts good"
message sent in the same minute
"oh hell no nevermind"
HAHAHA.
Get it Boi from CA
"thats a gay ass picture u got up there homie.. i thought you were a chick!!!"
my reply: "Thought the scully gave it away, btw speaking of 'gay' the username Get It Boi is pretty homoerotic itself"
he blocked me.
Shane
"nigga u a freak/// get some help.. and stop wit thease pictures dont no one on tagged wanna see that shit"
^ he was a white guy lol. I told him some members may disagree with him there, and he said
"YEAH THEY FREAKS TOO"
I told him we're all freaks deep down and that the time stamp on his photos show that he took them on my 21st birthday. ha.
Nick(Stay Kushed Up)
"kinda thick there"
L.O.L. I think by that time it was a game and I had started rotating certain pics as my main profile when I was on the featured 8 users. He might have seen the one where I had my dog chain as a makeshift G string, my FACE is in that one, but as a thumbnail it's a bit obscure lol
I said "thanks man"... then he sent another message saying "helllo" and then he blocked me lol.
Quell
"gay"
My reply:
"All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy"
He replies
"dont rite me. u make me look bad bruh"
I replied "That's because you're not comfortable with yourself. I am merely responding to YOU writing me"
no reply.
Rory D. Sheriff -AKA- Mr. Erotica
"sorry bruh, i thought you were a chick..my bad fam.. I clicked add too fast"
I replied "A bunch of guys make the same mistake, it's alright"
he replies
"LOL Dam you sure got me doggie.. nice ass btw..lol"
Told him he must be secure t admit that, he said "lol, no doubt"
&he, never took me off his friends list...
This is where it gets ... a little whoa.
it's crippin on deck harlem 30s
"dam thats ass"
I reply, "thanks homie" <-- see I am not trying to trick them really...
"let me get in it"
me: "I'm a virgin"
"let me take it"
"you're not the first guy to give me that proposition"
"well come on let get it" think he meant ME.
"well I've never done that before and you're probably packin 9 or so and so that may be a problem"
"ackually an 11 and ill eat that ass up good to"
ermzers... lol.lol.
"11? Damn your dick is way bigger than mine"
No response.
SWAG ENT is about to take ova
"how are you doin sweety my name is kevin from da southside of chicago but i attend jsu in jackson mississippi im single cool and real, down to earth down for anything and i would like to know you on a serious note i was liking what i was seeing i want to get to know you mentally on a serious note so give me a chance when you get this hit me back tell me bout yourself and hopefully we can xchange numbas"
:-/ I replied... "Well for starters, my name is Jason. I live in Maryland"
"ok tell me more wit yo sexc ass"
"used to be a salesman, now I am working out to become a go go dancer. I drink, I smoke, and I am abstinent and have been single for 7 years"
"damn i would love 2 eat that fresh ass"
umm
"haven't had that done before"
"if i was yo man i would cater to u"
LOL
"I've never had that type of relationship with
another man, not that I'd necessarily have a problem with it. I've only had romantic relationships where the emotional love was reciprocated with women, but my sexual attraction to them is... not really there like it is with men. So it would definitely be something new and exciting."
"give me yo numba"
Mobile. Given.
"name?"
jfl: "I told you that in my first reply. Jason."
No response.
Those last two still have me friend listed and I am the only guy on their lists whether they know it or not, I can't tell from the messages if they're DL or if they were still thinking I was a chick. lol it says Sex: Male on my profile. LOOK.
I have a few guys that sent me requests still have me friend listed and I am the only guy, then again one of those guys knows as we've exchanged pictures on Yahoo. I also have a few lesbians that sent me friend requests and canceled and some that kept me lol.
This is so bad, and perhaps very lame... It is hilarious though
but still, I should stop, and I will. Soon, but not yet.
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