i was just in the lunchroom, washing out my tupperware from my lunch and making some tea. there was no one around so I let one rip…a bad one too. It stunk.

as i was leaving and one of the sales guys comes in and says “oh, is that your lunch, that smells so good?”

trying not to laugh and i just say that "no, i ate at my desk, just washing my stuff up".

what an idiot!

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i'm feeling really gassy today.

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i came in here expecting some sort of sonic youth discussion

that is pretty funny tho

HAHAHAHA yeah, once a farted and it smelt so good i got hungry!

Those farts are worse than the gross ones. Because you want to inhale your own gaseous outburst. It's ****ing shameful.

I also have a fart story, I'll make it short: I cut the cheese really violently next to a sick child at Goodwill in the book section. I felt rebellious.
Beat that, bryan.