i decided that since i ran for an hour today that i would not ruin a good thing by eating the gummybears that were on my kitchen table. but i kept looking at them. god damn it they were calling my name. but i really want to look hot for finals. (i get better grades when i look hot. go figgure.) instead i decided to take shots to avoid eating candy.
imediately following my third shot i thought that it would be a good idea to stick the gummybears in my nose. we will blame this on the shots, but really i think i would have done it sober. anyway it was almost sexual because gummybears are very fragrant. . is this weird?