It's been a long time since I've been up late, so I'm gonna tell you guys something that I rarely admit. If I've told you guys this already, just humor me you bitches. I was loaded then and now I'm totally sober and I love you KR people so act like you fuckin care alright? God, must everything be so difficult with you people?

NO, really, I'm embarrassed about this because it goes against who I am, but I did the crime so....

OK...for about 2 months, i was a cheerleader.

Damn, that was a difficult one. I only recently fessed up to my daughter and only because we went to a family BBQ after a reunion and everyone was fawning all over me because of that shit. Oh god.

I was a competitive gymnast for several years. I got to High School (the one in the Bay Area) and I felt that the cheerleaders were gay gay gay. They were all into competing yet they sucked. So, I noticed that these bitches got into every party there was. That was my motivation, plus I was really competitive and felt that if I could get in there, I could change things up a bit with the gymnastics. Boy was I right! We had to try out in front of the whole school and I got the most votes out of everyone, so I was the boss.

Those bitches didn't wanna get better. They just wanted to be a bunch of stupid whores. Turns out I was getting sent back to L.A. anyways. We all went to rah rah camp in Santa Barbara. Lo and Behold, all of my girls from LA were there too! By then I was sick of the bitches from my school, so I was getting high behind the dorms with my LA girlz...we got busted. Oh No!! for the first time in like 20 years, we didn't bring home the "Spirit Stick"!!

I was a disgrace to Campbell High. Well, turns out that I was ahead of my time. Have you seen a cheerleading squad that doesn't incorporate gymnastics?? Dumb girls.

I felt so stupid about even being one. I was the total square peg!!

OK...that's my deep dark, yet harmless secret.

C'mon you guys....time to come clean.

i was a cheerleader for 2 days, if it makes you feel any better.

President George Walker Bush was also a cheerleader. And it did him no harm whatsoever.

Wow...I feel way better now.

i thought this was gonna be juicy by the thread title...

:/

still love ya!

I was a 43-year-old cheerleader named Agnes once upon a time. sis boom blah.

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homewreckaz holla at yo boy

Have I not given you people enough?? Jesus!! Do you even appreciate how embarrassing it is to admit that I was in fact a cheerleader?? Huh? do ya??

Not so long ago, I, a 44 yr-old attorney and mommy, just confessed that I was dumping buckets of my urine and diarrhea on my white trash bitch neighbor's garden.

I'll take pictures the next time I'm blowing my husband or whoever, ok Aaron?? Ok??? God!!

rofl.

that was good stuff.

more stuff like that.

& ps, i'm sorry you had to be a cheerleader. i'd have tormented you if you went to my school.

is he hot?

You probably wouldn't have...I was the cheerleader who had all of the good drugs and the fake id to buy the alcohol.

i still would have.

i was a mean bastard.

& i didn't do drugs in hs.

I guess so...ya know when you're with someone forever that sometimes you lose perspective? If he still had all of his hair he'd be extremely hot! Let's put it that way...body is very nice, the face is very nice...he's just almost bald. Poor bastard. That must be hard. I've known him since grade school and he was always the hottest guy in school, so that must have been a major blow to the ego to lose his hair!

HEY!

Oh dude...I was as crazy as I am now, maybe worse. I would have gone psychotic on your ass if you picked on me. I didn't take kindly to that shit. Not even a little bit.

I'm sure aaron can relate. To the last few words anyway.

neither did i.

i was the token faggot.

i'd have kicked your ass.

*still bitter*

I'm sorry!! I was empathizing, not insulting. If you're in the same boat, am I right?? It would be a really tough thing to deal with right??

it's funny that i PWNED myself before you did.

It's sad that you even want to own yourself.