Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position?
C'est le pigeon Joseph.
C'est tordant, vous savez. Moi, je suis socialiste. Je ne crois pas en l'existence de Dieu. Faut pas le dire à mon père.
il croit?
Mon père, oui.
Schluss


i have the jist of what it's saying, but i just want to make sure.

Courtesy of Babel Fish

"Who put to you in this rotten position? C' is the Joseph pigeon. C' is twisting, you know. Me, I am socialist. I do not believe in l' existence of God. Is not necessary to say it to my father. he believes? My father, yes. Schluss"

Well, I've learnt a new word. 'Fichue'. What an enigmatic thing to want translating

Fichue. Yes, that's one to remember.

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Who's put you in this ****ed up position?
Joseph the pigeon[sucker, I think].
It's killing, you know. Me, I'm a socialist. I don't believe in God. Better not tell my father.
He's a believer?
My father, yes.

Where did you find this?