i hate my life right now. so smoked a joint and then i'm going to take a bath. in the meantime, and for the future, i think we should all now share our best clips of black ladies (and men) singing some serious **** about the lord.

this is my secret hobby.
you'd think the harlem gospel choir would be best at this, wouldn't you? howard university singers? or some baptist women's group from atlanta? but no. i'm still trying to find something that tops Sister Act II.

examples:

but sister act can really only help a lady out so much.
at a certain point you need more (although sister act will never fail to capture all my attention and emotion, despite it's inherent tacky-gay-disney interpretations of Catholicism and being ghetto)

so then i thought, i need to find myself some Odetta or Sam Cooke, but i already have those.

so, lets find better clips.
all of us, together.

like this one:

fabulous, yes?

NO WHITE PEOPLE ****, like this:

HORRIBLE, yes?


i thought about putting this in the music forum.. but i think they'd be mad. they take things pretty seriously over there. then i thought about the jesus and wicca forum... but they're crazy. please don't exile me to there. then my thread will just be a bunch of ~*~*~*~ JeSus SoPHia CarPENTer~*~* horse**** and zoanthropy.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

Yeah, no whities. NO ****ING WHITES. ******s =

**** yes.
rosetta tharpe is my calling in life.

she gets out of a horsedrawn carriage! in a housecoat!! then puts on an electric guitar!

oh man. she is my new hero.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

i bet you thought that was funny.
i think it's creepy and mean. i really see no reason to use that word.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

i thought it was utterly HILARIOUS.

WHERE THE STASH AT? ****** PASSED AT.