Who was the most nutty teacher that you've ever had? THE NUTTIEST?

My Religion teacher in high school. He was a nutter.

My old music teacher Lindsay. She taught us about music, drugs, sex, rock n roll.

my biology teacher. whom grew pot in the school's green house, gained amusment from watching his blindfolded students eat Fear Factor combinations for extra credit (i got salmon & strawberries), and who made us dress in garbage bags with glow-in-the-dark sticky tape on it and dance around the room to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. which he insisted recreated how atoms move around in the atmosphere.

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I find this man quite amusing actually.

i think it would have played off better if he was just a dirty hippy disguised as teacher, because we would have probably really enjoyed that. but he was actually quite socially off, to the point where he kind of came off as either mentally retarded, or a creepy molester.

which i'll go ahead and blame all the acid for in '63.

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dyke nun molester.

grade 5.

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I had a U2 obsessed English teacher. Bono had a restraining order against her and she was just easily excited, and her rants were hilarious. High school was kind of awesome after all.

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I hate U2 and Bono as well. I can't imagine how awful it must have been having a such psycho as a teacher. My condolences.

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Possibly the one who jumped around the school on a pogo stick, going into other class rooms trying to get kids to dance with her.

She did several other crazy things as well, but I don't really remember because it was years ago.

Months into the year, she went crazy because my class was insane. We never saw her again.

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Wow, my school's teachers were relatively normal. I did have this woman who use to ride a Harley to school a long time ago, when my dad went to school and she was a teacher. She was so weird, but I loved her. Everyone else hated her.

I had a ninth grade physical science teacher who liked to tell his students how he used to dissect live badgers and talk about Jesus. He resembled Hitler a little.

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"I mean, they lost both parents. That's just careless." - Zach Braff on orphans
my dream girl don't exist
it's just you and i and this tv
and this illness seems to feel so strange
like a henchman that's about to hang
the moon, up like a ball and chain

Mrs.Hanzis when I went to Greek School(I'm not greek my mum just liked the fact it was independant)

Mrs.Hanzis was an art teacher she thought she ruled the school.When I was 9 she yelled at me for being a "rude pig" because I coloured in some politcians face.I was bored I hated her art classes...
She was my teacher from 9-13
I got thrown out many times for talking.She called me a "useless excuse for a human being".My mum wants to sue her lol.

I was sexually abused terribly at that school and she knew actually all the teachers of middle school knew they just swept it under the rug and said it was my fault(they didn't want a lawsuit obviously)
But enough sob stories... She really was/is pure evil
She finally got fired for abuse.She yelled at some 5 year old
I see her at the shops all the time.

Then when I was 14 in High School I had another teacher like that

Mr.Blum he called me a "bimbo" because I never did anything.That'd be because I didn't understand what he was going on about and he wouldn't help me.I bumped into him taking a course last year he was a student in a Web Design short course...He remembered me
I never really had an evil teacher again...because I dropped out at 16.From the time he was my teacher I never really went to school.
I hated school.




babbleathon over.

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There was a teacher at my high school who was there to coach the women's softball team as much as anything (scary enough) and he taught The History of the Middle East and China (a 'weighted' course).

And he used terms like 'towelhead' in the classroom. I'm pretty sure that's bonkers.

We had a Science teacher who when ever a student called for his help would shout 'Hello' at them. Every one laughed at this!

Then, another Science teacher caught me playing with my long hair (yes, the beginnings of a trichtilliomaniac!) and sent me out the lesson. When I was walking thru the door, I unbanded my hair and shook it at him because I knew he was watching me leave

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Ms Poulsen you were a CUNT PRIZE WINNER OF THE WORLD and I will hunt you down. With my hatchet. 40 whacks, bitch. Or something.

But I bet she's divorced now, and is Miss Wildbore again. She hated our class and told us every day, and we all KNEW it was because we acted slightly bored when she showed us her wedding video for the second time and she never forgave us. Also couldn't teach, but you get that.

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christ

we used to have a slightly less worrying techie teacher who took pictures of couples kissing at school discos; then when it was comic relief day, he'd set up a booth where people could pay £1 and guess who the people in the photos were. haha, hilarity.

we had a kindly science teacher who just did not care about anything anymore. he simply liked to sit singing songs about our names in class. my song went "hana, hana, with the one n... that lonely little n..."
needless to say, he was my favourite teacher of all time

i will shut up with the misty water coloured memories

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I had soooo many crazy teachers. The nuttiest was a Geography teacher called Mr Crawford, he would sit at the front of the class sleeping while we all sat staring at him and then he would suddenly shout 'YOU BOY! I KNOW YOUR GAME!' for no apparent reason.