Several come to mind:

One teacher who got caught selling dope to a student

A business ed. teacher with the vocal delivery of Stephen Hawking and who I'm quite sure was a prototype autobot.

The ex-military principal who reeked of Sen Sen and used to stare. And stare. And stare.

The history teacher who had an affair with one of his students while she was 16, married her as soon as she graduated then *I* ended up sleeping him with five years after graduating, he then came out of the closet, went back in and isn't discounting getting married again. Yeah, good luck with that...

The psycho teacher who was prone to throwing desks and chairs for emphasis. I was astounded to read he was still teaching and was the recipient of some award.

Another history teacher with a propensity towards revisionism (and later on, became principal). He too ended up winning some sort of teaching accolade.

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Sorry! They rejected my overtures for employment you know. If it's any comfort, I intensely dislike them too. Only Catholic school in Vegas, so I just assumed...

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fucks sake, bort

i'm guessing you didn't get it because you're not catholic?
how fucking bizarre would it have been if you were teaching at my old school? hahahaha, oh my.

anyway it's a good thing you're not there, because vegas is a total shithole. and JPC can SUCK MY COCK. srsly.

although, it totally is true that all the sluts and drug addicts go to catholic schools. we just hide it better.

my Religious education teacher would cry if someone said they didn't believe in christianity & God.

And i use to have an art teacher - I believe it was her first teaching job - and she use to cry if I didn't like what she asked me to paint. It use to make me feel like a right bitch.

The drug alcoholic counselor is in fact still a drug addict herself. She's an alcholic who ingests a shit load of psychedelic drugs. At some points during the year she would come to kids lunch periods with her guitar and sing songs she made up about how you shouldn't do drugs, and how you're special, ect....fucking creepy, especially because the guitar was always out of tune, and she couldn't sing. She probably has 10% of her brain cells left. I remember when she gave lectures we'd tally how many times she'd say "like" and got well about 800 in a 40min period. I'm friends with her cousin.

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