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Old 12-02-2008, 11:38 AM
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he was my a-level politics teacher and he was an unreformed marxist, who despite his egalitarian views used to love playing favourites. I have detailed some of his exploits below, as per his facebook fanpage:

lay down on the floor in the middle of the class and gave his lecture in the non standard horizontal position.

Favourite quotes of his:

"I've been around a long time. I've drank a lot of pot; smoked a lot of tea."

"Let's have some bloody grit and sharpness - none of this laughter and hilarity."

Or there was the one time where he pushed himself off the desk to demonstrate free-market forces knocking someone down.

Once, to visibly demonstrate the effect Thatcher had on the UK 'political landscape' he dragged his table dramatically over to the right of the classroom, explaining as he did so that 'before 1979, this country was a nice place'.

During an OFSTED inspection he once put this quote up on the OHP -

"To be governed is to be watched, INSPECTED, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by CREATURES who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so."

and looked all hopeful that an inspector might wander in.

describing the road to socialism when he proceded to be a train for the entire lesson... also the anarchy lesson... when he decided to not write numbers in the correct order proclaiming "shit! f**k! im an anarchist! seven!"


Once all he wrote on my end of term evaluation was a Pink Floyd quote. "Set your controls for the heart of the sun."

he was explaining nietzsches views on truth and so spent most of the lesson talking to us from inside the cupboard yelling that he had found truth and it was pretty.

and everytime he would come across me, how he would address me by my surname, "Mr ******** hmmm? bursting with the vibrancy of youth, hmmm?"

he was a nut but the most inspirational teacher i ever had


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Old 12-02-2008, 12:45 PM
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who the FUCK repped me with my SCHOOL NAME

don't make me leave this place over paranoia BECAUSE I WILL
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who the FUCK repped me with my SCHOOL NAME

don't make me leave this place over paranoia BECAUSE I WILL
i don't have facebook anymore but wouldn't it be on that? calm down.
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:15 PM
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i don't have facebook anymore but wouldn't it be on that? calm down.
it's not on that and i gasp gasp can't calm down.
ok i can.
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I can't believe some of the crap that some teachers get away with!

My worst/craziest teacher was my 6th form English teacher. He took over our group in the final year so I was 17/18. He used to constantly make fun of me over the way I dressed/my other A Levels/my stationary. I used to give as good as I got until he wrote a "script" about our class which was weirdly sexual and based around me having a relationship with a snail (there were snails on my pencil case). I was rather disturbed by this and didn't turn up to any English lessons again. Looking back I really wish I'd reported him as he was blatently really dodgy. Especially as I now know all the legal stuff around this kind of thing. He would have been FUCKED.
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