We had a Science teacher who when ever a student called for his help would shout 'Hello' at them. Every one laughed at this!

Then, another Science teacher caught me playing with my long hair (yes, the beginnings of a trichtilliomaniac!) and sent me out the lesson. When I was walking thru the door, I unbanded my hair and shook it at him because I knew he was watching me leave

Ms Poulsen you were a CUNT PRIZE WINNER OF THE WORLD and I will hunt you down. With my hatchet. 40 whacks, bitch. Or something.

But I bet she's divorced now, and is Miss Wildbore again. She hated our class and told us every day, and we all KNEW it was because we acted slightly bored when she showed us her wedding video for the second time and she never forgave us. Also couldn't teach, but you get that.

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christ

we used to have a slightly less worrying techie teacher who took pictures of couples kissing at school discos; then when it was comic relief day, he'd set up a booth where people could pay £1 and guess who the people in the photos were. haha, hilarity.

we had a kindly science teacher who just did not care about anything anymore. he simply liked to sit singing songs about our names in class. my song went "hana, hana, with the one n... that lonely little n..."
needless to say, he was my favourite teacher of all time

i will shut up with the misty water coloured memories

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I had soooo many crazy teachers. The nuttiest was a Geography teacher called Mr Crawford, he would sit at the front of the class sleeping while we all sat staring at him and then he would suddenly shout 'YOU BOY! I KNOW YOUR GAME!' for no apparent reason.

hahaha.

we had a couple of stupid teachers, one was maths teacher who had that public school teacher thing who couldn't tell you anything without somehow relating it to a risque incident he experienced while traveling, or some anecdote about ancient egypt. no really good stories about him though.

the worst was our geography teacher, who wasn't so much crazy as just really fucking stupid and weak minded. He had literally no control over the class and was even at times goaded into arm wrestling with pupils (who were 13). He would also accept bets to take back punishment exercises. (he handed them out like toffees anyway) his name was mr Gow and he had number plate on his car that said HI5 GOW, of course it was regularly vandalised.

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