..thinking of an object that conveys a sense of well-being, support, care and protection..and I need to bring this to an interview...so it can't be like a tank or a condom or anything,

many thanks in advance

What the hell interview is this for?

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god, that sounds like something they'd make you do at an apple interview

will have a think

it's not the worst/wierdest thing I've had to do so far. I've having to do a powerpoint presentation at a week's notice for another interview, where they email you your subject and you turn up and give the presentation as part of your assessment.

it's for a graduate programme with a healthcare company, I want to get on it as they will pay for me to get the qualifications that I consider necessary to run my own business properly, and then I will leave.

but it seems par for the course now to make you sit about 4 tests, fill in endless situational and competency questions, sit a phone interview, go to an assessment centre and give some horrendous presentation. very un-me so to speak, but it needs to be done.

I dont get the point because if i was shit at the tests I'd get a mate to sit them, and anyone can answer a competency question.

"one of your colleagues is refusing to do what you ask, what would you do in this situation Mike?"

"well Rochelle, I'd bend the bastard over the table and fuck 'em, it's part of what I like ti call my direct management approach"

you can tell it's doing my head in can't you? I need to go back to charity work.

end rant.

a gun?

makes me think what a cool song happiness is a warm gun is.

cough medicine was weirdly the first thing I genuinely thought of and me mum giving me it in some awful attempt at strawberry flavour.

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