I'd bring in a bottle of Valium, then.

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ive got it, bring your mummy.

haha, yes possibly. I honestly can't think of anything. The cough medicine idea works quite well, you know it is there when you need it. The best Ive got so far is a box of plasters.

does my nut.

and my mum wouldn't come and she doesn't convey any of those things...

sure any old woman would do, specially if you pay her. that way you can get her to dress all mumsy and simper at you.

but in all seriousness, the medicinal route is prob the best option so far. that or a teddybear.

i could kidnap an old woman to be fair, they're pretty weak. I know some smug prat is going to show me up on this one. maybe it's an initiative test and I've supposed to undercut the whole process by refusing to particpate?