After being asked to leave petrol station for trying to fill up my new random pink go-kart thing with petrol. We went zooming down the hill at top speed untill i hit a curb and when right over the handle bars.
I seen the curb, i knew it just wasnt going to happen but my daft flatmate insisted that it would.

Now im hungover to buggery with scuffed hands and knees. But i have just ordered a dominos pizza which should take all the pain away. Have a good day peeps

Ouch. I'm sorry for you. Enjoy that pizza.

what kind of pizza?

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don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up

is it a dominator?

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Chicken and mushroom double decadence baby!! extra dip too

they have dominos in england?

oh christ. i'm so sorry.
globalization, and shitty american pizza.
now i know why the world hates us.

i printed this thread out, and i put it in my bedside cabinet drawer. the top one.

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