Yeah we used to give people in high school "chocolate" and it was so funny watching them run in and out of the toilet the rest of the day (laxative)
Another fun thing is to put a few drops of Visine in someones coffee, that will have the same effect run for the loo effect.
Also buttering bread from the dry part of the toilet bowl is a good revenge.
Whats your best revenge tactics??

I don't normally seek revenge. No doubt there are people out there plotting to fuck me up though, I did some nasty things to people as a child. Things I am really not proud of.

I don't feel guilty about stealing weed and cigarettes from my dad because his drinking really pisses me off. In a way I guess that's revenge, but on the other hand I'd probably still do it even if he didn't drink.

Oh wait, one time my friend put bacon in my salad hoping I would eat it (I don't eat meat). I happened to notice it right away, so when she left the table I licked a whole bunch of her french fries. She ate them when she sat back down. Yeah, that's bad ass...

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Oh EmmaH how could you lick your friends fries? That is the sickest Ive ever heard.
I usually never go out for revenge either.
The chocalote laxative me a a couple of girls did to a few people a few times. One of the girls who always dressed like Boy George said she had the runs all weekend and wondering what was going on. I always liked her though, it was the other two girls that always picked and chose thier prey.
As far as the bread butter brushing and the Visine in the coffee, well I did do Visine once but only witnessed the other person do the bread.
I lived in LA once the year of the riots and worked as a waiter at Marie Callendars. One of the people did go into the the toilet with some garlic bread and buttered it a little more but I never did.
Did do the visine thing before. Usually I would bring out a fresh cup of coffee if costumer already pissed me off or else do it beforehand if the costumer was a known asshole. Actually this Christian girl taught me and did it all the time, it was like she was trying to possion people. Not all the time but enough to make you wonder.
I did only a few times when some costumer would piss me off over pie or something. I would say maybe only three or four times. But that girl was Visine crazy! Also the Garlic bread I only witnessed once but the waiter was kind of an asshole and did hear he had done it before, I only witnessed it once and he was pissed. I vididly remember the costumer eating everything but part of the crust and since most of the wait staff knew about it, one of them asked to take the garlic bread away she felt so bad but costumer said no. Ick.
Peter Criss Catman from KIZZ said someone once after going through all the metal detectors and bag check said that someone went to the bathroom and loosely wrapped up some shit they shat and threw the excretement at him and hit him in the face at a concert! EWW!!!

I actually did to one person. Royally fucked him over. Not really proud... more happy about it. I feel bad for it but the universe was imbalanced.

I'm planning on some irritating-type revenge. I guess that's not real revenge but it'll make me feel better.

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I'm out for presidents to represent me (Say what?)
I'm out for presidents to represent me (Say what?)
I'm out for dead presidents to represent me

who keeps giving karmi green dots?

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I cut off a guys hair once. He just sat there too and didn't move. I think he must have been in shock and couldn't believe what was happening. I feel shitty about it now but I still think it was the just thing to do. I'm not a violent person ^_^

P.S. Is this thread not abit hypocritical being started from someone who proclaims s/he is a buddhist?

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- Please note irony is wasted on you

I don't think I've ever revenged on anyone. I've probably been generally shitty to people who've been shitty to me, but not in a big grand act of revenge way.

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Nam Myoho Renge Kyo sistah!!

I'm far too self obsessed to spend such a significant amount of time thinking about another person.

I'm at work and my internets are lames, so can other folks rep this for me?

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I neg rep people that have neg repped me.

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i'm into revenge in a big way. it doesn't have to be someone i know personally, just someone i know of whose views i detest.

maybe i shouldn't write this here, but what the hell. i've harrassed people with anonymous mail, sent tapes of incriminating phone conversations i've recorded on a radio scanner, fucked with email accounts...

i never go TOO far. i've never damaged property or hurt anyone physically.

You're a massive twat.

A friend of mine and I used to be really mean to a friend of ours just because she annoyed us. We were true bitches to her. We regret it now.

By just about every definition I've ever heard, yes, you have gone too far. You're an fucking nutbar in serious denial and should probably consider self-harm.

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you don't even know what these people have done to me/family. if i was a fucking nutbar i'd do much more than send a few anonymous letters, i assure you.

i generally feel that way about the self-obsessed

I don't care either. You're a fucking nutbar whether you believe it or not, because you're talking about things most people would consider psychotic as if they're entirely reasonable and proportionate. If you now tell me what these people did, I will just laugh at you. Even if someone actually murdered your parents and got away with it, you'd still be a nutbar if you made anonymous calls to them. Because it's the sort of thing that a fucking nutbar does. Normal people do things like, I dunno, calling the police? I mean, if someone actually committed a crime, that's what you should do, call the police. You shouldn't commit a crime yourself, out of VENGEANCE, because there's a fair chance that they WOULD call them police, and the police wouldn't give a shit if they started it, and quite rightly so.

So no, you are a fucking nutbar.

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did it solve the problem?