i'm going to grin at you, inanely

you say that like you're capable of doing anything else.

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you inspire no less

I just back comb my arse hair before I go to bed, but you knew that.

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

you should dread it. grass skirt stylee

I have tons of pj's. Everything from tailored pajamas to barely-there slips to all-cotton funky hippie wear. And, after all that, it's really the weather that dictates what I wear.

serious response alert

you know i'd like a serious response

from all you ladies of the world

i don't care if you're ugly, or you're skanky, or you're small

etc

well my ideal sleepwear is cotton underpants. but now that edward hotdog hands is moving in i'll probably be switching over to this:

that is terrifying.

though why even have the holes!?!?!? it's is to get you thinking about maybe trying it? (this is the sort of thing a medieval jerry seinfeld would have said)

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

ohhh chastity belts. that look just like a toothy metal vagina and then a matching asshole?

personally, i think they might hide that inside one of those Jenna Jameson (or like pornstar) "real" silicone ass-up pussies, and then give them to prisoners or something, only to watch them begin to use it, and then laugh at their pain and penile destruction.

p.s. i dreamt of things like this usually in leggings and a nightie. last night i wore leggings and a long-sleeved t-shirt though, it was fucking cold.

edit: I think I may have replied to something I imagined. sorry.

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Lucy, die Unbefleckte, verzehrt ihr morgendliches Frühstück im Bett. Ihre zum Genuss einladende Bettwäsche schützt sie dabei vor den kleinen krümelnden Kleckermonstern.

you would shit as from a play-doh fun factory

I take it these are comped jammies from Travelodge? If so, what's with the headcovering and all? I'm insanely curious, surely it isn't fetish wear?

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"coming up on kittyradio, an erotic thriller featuring Shannon Tweed..."

By now I'd usually have moved on to long jammies, but my room is quite warm so I'm wearing shorts and tank tops still.

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because when your head is covered, it keeps you so much warmer. my ears get so cold sometimes i wear a watchcap, or a knit hat.

whatever i wear, i like it to be pink, fuchia and/or white, to match my bedding.

i wear pretty slips, cute pj's, turtleneck tops, leggings.

since i lost weight, i wear some of my favorite tops that don't fit well enough to wear in public. so i wear them in my dreams.

If there's someone there to keep me warm then nothing but if not then some kind of pjs, it gets cold here! I don't like to wear full on jim jams though, vest tops and stuff are comfier. I used to have some Wonder Woman pyjamas, I miss them.

trust me. It is quite the skill to speak of pajamas with a serious face. Don't be alerted. Be warmed.

Nakeds.

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