i'm still waiting for c l otty to punch me in the face
and she can do it via the pneumatic tube thing

oh, and fuck the police

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Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift - that's why it's called the present
- Babatunde Olatunji (and Kung Fu Panda)

herekitty and clotty.

together in one place.

one thread.

forever.

it is beauty.

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i teared up
that was
beautiful

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Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift - that's why it's called the present
- Babatunde Olatunji (and Kung Fu Panda)

all we need now.

well i think we know what we need.

clotty to say.

she is mine.

forever.

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Yeah, I mean, doesn't that cover pretty much half the people on KR?

I was just curious because a few users make like she's the most despised woman on the planet and such. I was curious to see if they were right or just a vocal minority.

On another forum I use, there's a guy calle Davos, who is basically a male dotty, and it's like, yes, everything he says is retarded, yes, everyone takes the piss out of him, and yes, he does get into stupid tardfights all the time. But he's still just a lovable oaf, and if someone seriously hated his guts and said so, they'd almost definitely be a dick because it's like holding a grudge against a 3-year old for stealing your biscuit.

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well ophiel, i like your gallant effort to get the official tally on what is gospel and what's not but what makes you think people like you enough to even open your threads to get an accurate count?

i tend to believe the thread starter hindered votes. tbh. so did the public poll at all. people don't want to look like douches. i have no qualms about my douchebaggery.

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well the joke is on you then because most of the time i dont take myself or anything on this board seriously. but it is fun to get people all riled up. kudos on the thread. im going to vote fuck yeah.

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oh i dont hate you. i dont hate anyone from kr really. but sometimes you just make it so easy. but noticed since you pmed me that one day i havent red dotted you or been mean to you at all?
















and i really am tickled pink at the prospect that little old me could invoke violent tendencies in a random stranger through a computer. i mean i knew it was easy to wind people like tigz up and watch them do everything short of pull their e-hair out but i didnt know it was THAT easy. it speaks volumes about how spineless she is and her indubitably weak character. but in all fairness, if all i had to cling to was being the liek ttly hawt skinny smrat roller derby rockabilly clothing designer who still lives with mom at 26 i would probably be mad enough to punch someone in the face if they busted my jig up and outed me for being a size 80 try hard and totally hypocritical liar. i mean really, talk about one taking ones self on kr too seriously lol.

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uh. at least i have a job? held a job? and i mean something other than food service at el pollo loco.

it might've been retail. and nothing to be loud & proud about, but i held one job longer than your mom stayed around in your life. so i think that's pretty ftw. the living situation and the reasonings behind it are none of your concern.

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well well, all the no's. i am not suprised with the member quality we have become used to in recent times.

lol this coming from the girl with the meth head daddy who was in prison most of her childhood.
at this point dear tigz, you have NOTHING to hold over anyones head, especially mine. its pretty pitiful that you would even try to use that against me since its a really big pot kettle blahblahblack issue.
and its pretty obvious what the reasoning behind you still mooching off of your mother is. youre a 26 year old who lives in her own little world (i.e. NOT REALITY) who has convinced herself that she is a beacon of greatness because you cant handle the fact that you are a total failure @ life. i mean fuck dude you clearly cant even take care of yourself. i dont know anyone your age who still lives at home. i mean i know it must have been hard for your mommy, what with daddy being away at prison and having to get by on welfare to afford her spot in the trailer park, but really thats still a shitty excuse for being a terrible mother who raised a vile delusional cow who's only validation of existence is the internet.

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its amazing the information you guys tally on each other. i think you should publish each others biographies.

my dad was not in prison for the majority of my childhood at all. try once, but jail time maybe 3 times all less than a year. furthering that, minus the drug use, he isn't THAT much of a piece of shit. i mean, he actually loves his children. he didn't fuck me. & we still have a relationship which is something i'm guessing you're really bitter about still? because you really like to bring it up.

which brings me to my mom who is amazing, which is something you can't say. cuz you don't have either. no one loves you, not even your grandma. well again your grandpa did, but we ALL know how.

& again, you really have no idea about the living situation so i'm proud that you've really mustered up all the fax.

but nowadays i can name you 20 people easily, that are my age and older who have similar living situations. it's not that uncommon.

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anymore hard hitting facts about me you want to throw my way dotty? i'd really like you to write my wikipedia.

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hypothetically...

i'd probably punch her in the face, if i could get away with it. no police and lawsuits. but yeah, that'd be funny! i'd try and make it so she's gotta go get a nose job. for the benefit of all who browse kr photo threads.

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That's when I reach for my revolver
That's when it all gets blown away
That's when I reach for my revolver
The spirit fights to find its way

if only you knew how obvious you make it that you try SO HARD to get under my skin. its so lolol that you even care enough to try and whip out the big guns.
really. im crying on the inside now. wah.

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any you'd like to throw my way? considering half of what you said was either untrue, or just totally a twisted around verson of the truth? i mean if anyone in the whole world knows me its ttly you tammy.

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btw since we bring her up, i thought i'd make this into a Tigz Mom's Picture Thread. b/c she's pretty much epicly remarkable.

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