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11-10-2008, 06:42 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | Babies in the office: Can this, like, never happen ever again please? I know it's my own stupid fault for working for the Council and thus being surrounded by womens all the time, but fuck, this one's not even our department's.
I CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON MY COMPUTERING 
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11-10-2008, 06:50 AM
|  | angst:deep and mysterious | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | fuck me am i aware of this problem. its nice to see your newborn the first time you come back after yourr forty years of maternity leave, but can you now just fuck off. nannying skills/scream tolerance are not part of my job description | 
11-10-2008, 07:00 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | Well yeah, it'd be nice to see it. But the bitch has been here for the best part of an hour now, I need to ask someone, like, two questions so I can get on with what I'm doing, and I can't get near her because of the wall of oogie-boogie-woooo.
When you were a kid and a dog got into the playground, they told you to ignore it and stop being so silly. What happened to that?
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11-10-2008, 08:16 AM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
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| | | Well, unfortuantely womens who have babies can't afford to even stay home to mind it these days. Unless you got a filthy rich spouse to allow you to do that. Primary education is free, if only minding it before then was free too..... | 
11-10-2008, 08:19 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | Sorry, but no, this is a chick who's ON MATERNITY LEAVE but who keeps insisting on showing up in the office with her sprog. It's just annoying, okay? I know that I should be liberal and sympathetic and what not but it's just annoying.
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11-10-2008, 08:24 AM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
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| | | haha, funny how people automatically assume you think their babe is cute and you want to see it, just because its between the ages 0 and 1. | 
11-10-2008, 08:26 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by BleedingHeart haha, funny how people automatically assume you think their babe is cute and you want to see it, just because its between the ages 0 and 1. | Well yeah. I wouldn't care if it was just a flying visit, but it's a very "female" office, so enough people want to have a cuddle of the babby that no-one feels like maybe they should, you know, do some fucking work instead.
Grump grump.
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11-10-2008, 08:44 AM
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| | | i don't even like other people's kids
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11-10-2008, 08:49 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | They always like me. That's the worst part. It might be because I don't get all up in their set with the peckaboos and the googoogaagaas but they always want me to play with them when I have shit to do.
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11-10-2008, 09:03 AM
|  | fatontheinside | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | Babies in the office= cool
Babies at a party where everyone is off their face= not ok.
I walked into a party the other night and was like lol. these people are classy.
Walked into kitchen. BABY IN PRAM WTF. | 
11-10-2008, 09:20 AM
|  | fancy like a princess | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Sorry, but no, this is a chick who's ON MATERNITY LEAVE but who keeps insisting on showing up in the office with her sprog. It's just annoying, okay? I know that I should be liberal and sympathetic and what not but it's just annoying. | she's obvs desperate for human conversation and maybe hates the oogie-boogies. perhaps get her attention and start discussing world affairs, while ignoring the sprog? | 
11-10-2008, 10:31 AM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland
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| | I like babies
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I think I want one  | 
11-10-2008, 11:22 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by aparody Babies in the office= cool
Babies at a party where everyone is off their face= not ok. | Babies in the office where everyone is off their face= ?
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11-10-2008, 11:24 AM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by sunday green she's obvs desperate for human conversation and maybe hates the oogie-boogies. perhaps get her attention and start discussing world affairs, while ignoring the sprog? | I don't actually know her. I can imagine people would get sick of the baby talk though. But surely that's what the Samaritans/unsolicited sales calls are for?
Hehe, next time i get one of those calls to my mobile, I'm going to pretend I'm about to throw myself off a bridge 
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11-10-2008, 01:12 PM
|  | Nazi punks fuck off! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania
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| | | Tell the mums to take their babies outside or something cause you can't work with all the noise they're making. You have that right. | 
11-10-2008, 01:13 PM
|  | Inventor of the Rapedar | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | The babies don't make the noise, the stupid cunts who oojaboojadeeboooooo at them do.
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11-10-2008, 01:14 PM
|  | Nazi punks fuck off! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania
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| | | Oooo... Well, it's a situation then. Try telling them to "please keep it down". | 
11-10-2008, 01:17 PM
|  | laughingandgaylikeaclown? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the big top
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| | | are you still at work crying about this?
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11-10-2008, 01:18 PM
|  | ... | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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| | | ugh, we have too many women on mat leave coming in with their kids. it drives me crazy. especially when they go on about how beautiful their baby is when in truth it's a lil' minger.
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11-10-2008, 01:21 PM
|  | Nazi punks fuck off! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania
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Originally Posted by debaser ugh, we have too many women on mat leave coming in with their kids. it drives me crazy. especially when they go on about how beautiful their baby is when in truth it's a lil' minger. | Hahaha. It's true. All the moms think their baby is beautiful. Truth is, I've seen loads of ugly babies. I've never ad the balls to tell their moms though. | |