My neighbor is a crazy *****, she's done several crazy ***** things.

Once while we were on vacation, she had someone come and cut the branches off one side of our tree because they were creating shade on her lawn at certain hours of the day.

She called by law on us for having on outhouse in our driveway that was leaking sewage all over her lawn. When really, it was an ice shake (we have a ****ing bathroom inside that we use when we have to go ) and her lawn in up a hill, so there would have to be a huge puddle for said sewage to leak onto her lawn.

Now when she cuts her lawn, she leaves this weird longer, mohawk like strip between our properties (the purpose of it you ask? I dunno) My mom was mowing the grass a few week ago with ear plugs in and the whole time my neighbor was sitting outside saying something to her. My mom obviously couldn't hear though.

I've had an interesting bunch live underneath me for the last few years.

- 1st couple. Teenage parents. He was at home the night she was giving birth informing all of his friends how drunk he was and how much pain she was in and how funny it was that he had left. They used to scream at the (quiet) baby all day and night.

- 2nd couple. Psycho ***** from hell and boyfriend. We'd be woken up in the night by her berating him at the top of her voice for putting a towel in the floor or putting something in the socket she used for her hair straighteners. This would happen at least 10 times over the course of each day. Then he'd snap, storm out and she'd start screaming out of the door at him. They eventually broke up and moved out.

- 3rd couple. Quite nice but have a weird fat friend who always grins at me in a scary way each morning. The girl hits her cat round the head a lot though which upsets me.

my neighbours are polish and they have terrible taste in music. other than that they're fairly quiet though...

I think I've successfully frightened my next door apartment neighbor.Before my boyfriend stopped buying me vodka, he went out with a friend and I looked at the hidden files on his computer.
yes,yes. i know. NOT GOOD. i thought i'd just see what kind of porn he had...I KNOWI KNOW.

anyway, i end up finding pictures of his ex. Half naked. I was a pint in at this point, and had finished off the fifth by the time he got back.

He told he honestly forgot those were on his computer because they were hidden, and deleted them. This did not deter me from my drunken warpath

I proceeded to smash holes into the walls with the bottle while screaming "is it because she has red haiiiiir? hmm? big tits yeaahahh? NO ONE EVER LOOOVESS MEEEE youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu godamn LIAR WHY AREW YOU HERE IN LOVE WITH THE GODAMN LITTLE MERMAID blahrhh *weeping uncontrollably*"

after this my neighbor opened his door once at the same time as me, looked frightened, and went back inside. he couldve just been letting me do my laundry first, though.

We traded him a misshapen quarter for a regular one once to do laundry and he acts kind of creepy and has an american flag on his door and we never see anyone at his apartment. We've determined he's probably a republican child molester.

i worry that my neighbors can hear my boyfriend and i fighting. we don't do it often but when i yell, I YELL.