WITH NAMES
i love reading these

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buy me some shoes any maybe take me for cola?

dear epstien
i think you blocked me off' msn? i think i know why, but you shouldn't have.
i still think you're good.

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Maybe you could send him like a coat hanger or soup mix in the mail with a post it-
"when you paint with your eyes closed, you never become picasso, you just become an ironic narcissist with uncomfortable shades".
Throwing people off is thrilling.

-ktlr

dear epstein,
i blocked you off msn. no offense, i just felt we'd run out of things to talk about.

i can't keep using names, though, if i'm gonna be honest. i wish i were one of you people who can just sass people all to high hell, i mean i really do wish that, but i'm just not.

so,

dear kr member,
you annoy the fuck out of me, without fail, every time you post. i hope your hands turn black and fall off from all the terrible posting. if there's any justice in the world.

i am so bored, i am just going to keep going here.

dear kr user,
i remember a time when i really got excited when i saw your name as the most recent to have posted on a thread. now, i always sorta feel like i know what its gonna be: bitch bitch bitch.

dear kr user,
if we lived near one another, i imagine we'd get asshole drunk regularly and knock a lot of things over. at least, i would hope so.

dear kr user,
i really don't think about intercoursing with internet people very much, but seriously, wanna fuck?

dear kr user,
i like you but sometimes i think you're not real. or that if you are, there is something awful about you i'd only know if i met you irl. like you have a giant tongue and can't talk without spitting everywhere, something like that. but i do like you.

dear kr user,
i'm sick of everyone saying how great you are. you bore me to tears.

dear kr user,
you are such a bitch i love it.

dear kr user,
if this were a big table and we were all sitting at it, i would totally be trying to play footsie with you right now.

oh well since everyone else is writing a dear epstein,

dear epstein, i blocked you on aim because you make creepy pervy comments.

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Dear Calalove,
I'm on subutex and not taking heroin.

Dear Kesh,
If I was gay I may do you.

Dear Sophia,
You crack me up.

Dear Beverly Thrills,
Why don't we talk more often? I like your hair...

Dear Emmah,
You're really thin which makes many English girls look fat now.

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Ezekiel 33:33 Rev 13:16 Lev 11:7
Forums
Last FM
ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ

Dear Rosie,
Someday, somehow, we're smoking ourselves retarded at Martigrass.

Dear Cricket,
I don't talk to you much, but your posts always make me laugh. You're a brilliant girl and I want to steal your Blythes.

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dear everyone,
making anonymous 'dear kr person' things make me really nervous.

dear emmah,
seriously, we must.

dear dotty,
i've officially decided that i like you. need to remember in future to form my own opinions rather than going by the majority.

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Maybe you could send him like a coat hanger or soup mix in the mail with a post it-
"when you paint with your eyes closed, you never become picasso, you just become an ironic narcissist with uncomfortable shades".
Throwing people off is thrilling.

-ktlr

aw, i like them. but i'm passive-aggressive like that.

dear ruth,

often i'll be on the verge of jumping in front of a train, because LIFE IS A CUNTING CUNT, but knowing my luck, i'll just end up a quad.

you seem to understand the dilemma of the unemployed cunts like us. although at least you've got safeway.

WHERE IS A FUCKING AK-47 SO I CAN MASSACRE THE MELBOURNE CLINIC.

CUNTS DIDN'T EVEN PUT ME ON THE WAITING LIST EVEN THOUGH THE CHINK DOCTOR REQUESTED IT.

cigarette burns feel like rice bubbles. i've got saggy tits so i'm slashing them. that;s what happens when you binge then starve.

PrO- aNa 4 LyFe. thiNSPO!

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When the glitter fades in the morning, turn away and you will find my empty eyes....your beauty blinds.

Dear KR user,
Sometimes I like you and think you're really nice, other times I just think you're sooooo fucking stupid.

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dear kr member,
I dont hate you. I feel like an asshole for not responding to your PM yet. I just don't want to write something dumb. I'd like to take my time and write something that doesn't suck and waste your time- big stretch for me , I know. Plus I never empty my Box. I got spoiled when I had a paid account, now it's too much to mess with.

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getting tired of the collective orgasm at the public declaration of the word "change"

Dr. Nathanson

Dear Fkn Retard Newbies;

FUCKEN DIE OF AIDS, KR STYLE ALREADY! Thanks.

Dear Everyone Else;

Wanna fuck?

<3 oneway

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dear bort,
I saw a comment on my friends page, and yes, there will be something on at her house. So yes. You simply must come saturday night.

Cool. Are you working at all on Saturmaday?

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

Dear bort,

I let our Scrabble game go inactive because YOU ALWAYS WIN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT YOU. Yeah, I know. I suck.

mwah mwah mwah.

That's absolutely not true. I'm so upset.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

I can't rep you because I have to spread. Stupid rep.

I will reactivate our game.

Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.