oh god. NO. ha, it's so funny how all the really good people get nervous over anonymous dear kr member. here, watch:

rosie:
you are wonderful and so are your posts. i would not talk to you on msn so much if i didn't like you. i reserve that for bookstore, who i deeply hate. what a bitch, right?

squarepusher:
without your jokes (even the corny ones), i would not enjoy kr nearly as much. too many funny things get taken seriously (on kr and in general) and you seem very keen to that.

romannosejob:
yes, well, you got me there. that one WAS about you.

lol, not even close. you are tops. i like your shoes. and your rants about bereaved parents. sorry, but you could not annoy me half as much as the person i was talking about if you tried, because you wouldn't be able to help being smart about it.

dear dentyne,
i enjoy your posts also.

dear romannosejob,
i am going to be in glasgow again before the end of the year, i hope i see you.
p.s have you eaten pizza in the social before? it's so gross.

dear lucy,
where are you?

dear midgetgem,
what are you up to?

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it was about me don't lie. you're the second person that's said that to me today. Well, I say if a tramp has a big hole in his trousers he deseves to be roughly molested.

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

the social rings a bell but I can't even remember where that is. It rings a bad bell though. a warning bell.

anyway GREAT!!! I will see you and I can show you where to get superior pizza if you so desire or perhaps just a nice sandwich.

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

dont EVER eat pizza in there, it is soo fucking gross. its by some kind of square business with a lot of stautes of people in glasgow. their smoked salmon pizza was so bad that I felt I should send them a new recipe for it.

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Dear Bort,
I don't work Saturday. But I do work friday night til late. So i'll probly get a bit later. But let me know what time you should get here so I can come pick you up!

dear kr user.

you are now a fucking twat. congratulations on systematically weedling every good quality you had out of your personality.


dear kr user

I think you're great and hence have to pretend I'm pretty indifferent cause I suck.


dear Mary Smith
thank you for your text xxx as usual everythings a bit uncertain and once I've sorted it out I'll be happier. I'm alright though. 'ow are you?

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

actually, yes,

dear mikerochip
I think you're a fantastic, aaah that heady on the sex and the city board, but yeah, I can never find posts of yours to kind of go "hey!" to you in, so it's like I never speak to you. but I'm thinking of you. but in a non. gay. way. of course.

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

Of course

dear kr user
I lied, sometimes it's a wee bit gay.

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If you ever feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

why is no one naming names?

dear mikerochip,

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getting tired of the collective orgasm at the public declaration of the word "change"

Dr. Nathanson

Dear KR User



Ok, that was about RNJ, so,
Dear RNJ - :super eek:

Dear KR User

I KNOW, it's bothering me a lot.

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well, a lot of people are.

but i can only speak for myself when i say that i would not be able to be so open saying certain things if i used names, and part of the appeal is just getting something off your chest without having to start a war over it, because as much as i do love to read the fights (see bitr mcxiialdfkjdlfjwhatever thread) i am really not much for participation.

so sorry if it's annoying.

dear miss scarlet,
i really like your eyebrows. there's only like 3 sets of eyebrows that i really like so this is a huge compliment.

dear cricket,
sorry you had to talk to me during one of the most boring and odd times of my life. i'm usually not that um boring and odd.

dear venusdemilo,

I'm kicking ass thus far.

dear kittyradio,
Isn't there a proxy that makes webpages look like newspaper articles? I need something that will make it look like I'm working when I'm on KR at the officeee.

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cheeseburger lips!

Dear Everyone,

I want to play Guitar Hero and Rockband with you all on xbox

*has no friends*