you're banned if you going to give y/n answers. so don't.

a) ever arson'ed or felt the strong urge to arson? why or why NOT etc.

b) be honest. when you see twits lying in grass and writhing about and pretending like they're free and uninhibited, don't you want to pour petrol on them, light a match, and just watch? and if you're one of the twits that does that kind of thing, are you aware there are quite a few more pyromaniacs out there prowling than you first thought?

c) when was the last time you told someone exactly what you thought at the time you thought it, and without reserve? and what was it about and do you regret it now?

d) are you or do you classify yourself as reckless? and in what sense

e) do you have heart palpitations at the thought of going to prison for a long time? would you cope if you had to do a short period like 12 months?

f) do you hate people who define themselves as "loves to go to the beach, and have fun", when in reality, they live nowhere near the beach and go about two times per year and whine about the sand when there. what the **** is the huge attraction to the beach anyway

g) can you read maps? because im going to hate you if you can. and left or right?

h) what sort of friends do you have?

i) have you had a mental health diagnosis? what was it? and if you haven't, do you realise you're not supposed to post at this site unless you've had some sort of diagnonsense?

j) i had to do one more because i couldn't bear/bare (??? which ****ing bear/bare is it?) finishing at 'i'. oh which word do you use far too much? irl i mean. i don't mean bull****ting around on the internet. the word you go to when, irl, you're in unfamiliar times and you have to try and be normal.

a) ever arson'ed or felt the strong urge to arson? why or why NOT etc.
not really no? my brother used to have a bit of a problem with it i think? someone tried to set fire to our house once and it freaked me really badly so i try and stay awaaayyy.

b) be honest. when you see twits lying in grass and writhing about and pretending like they're free and uninhibited, don't you want to pour petrol on them, light a match, and just watch? and if you're one of the twits that does that kind of thing, are you aware there are quite a few more pyromaniacs out there prowling than you first thought?
umm i dont really know?

c) when was the last time you told someone exactly what you thought at the time you thought it, and without reserve? and what was it about and do you regret it now?
i dont think i have done this for a long time? except maybe a little bit but it isnt really worth mentioning? im **** at this?

d) are you or do you classify yourself as reckless? and in what sense
no WHERE NEAR ENOUGH? i really think i need to be more?

e) do you have heart palpitations at the thought of going to prison for a long time? would you cope if you had to do a short period like 12 months?
i never think about it? i think i would be ok though, except probabs wont?

f) do you hate people who define themselves as "loves to go to the beach, and have fun", when in reality, they live nowhere near the beach and go about two times per year and whine about the sand when there. what the **** is the huge attraction to the beach anyway
i dont, and i rekon the beach is pretty good? its just somewhere to hang out? in the sand and sea?

g) can you read maps? because im going to hate you if you can. and left or right?
NO I ****ING CANT

h) what sort of friends do you have?
really lovely ones, i want some more though..i want more friends that are boys...or friends without boyfriend..actually i dont know what i want.

i) have you had a mental health diagnosis? what was it? and if you haven't, do you realise you're not supposed to post at this site unless you've had some sort of diagnonsense?
diagnosed mental health issues are for people who spent too much time talking to the docotor.

j) i had to do one more because i couldn't bear/bare (??? which ****ing bear/bare is it?) finishing at 'i'. oh which word do you use far too much? irl i mean. i don't mean bull****ting around on the internet. the word you go to when, irl, you're in unfamiliar times and you have to try and be normal
i dunno< thats what i over use not i dont know what words i overuse

vulgaris you're banned if you going to give y/n answers. so don't.

a) ever arson'ed or felt the strong urge to arson? why or why NOT etc.
nope. I don't have a reason.

b) be honest. when you see twits lying in grass and writhing about and pretending like they're free and uninhibited, don't you want to pour petrol on them, light a match, and just watch? and if you're one of the twits that does that kind of thing, are you aware there are quite a few more pyromaniacs out there prowling than you first thought?
kinda, and i am aware.

c) when was the last time you told someone exactly what you thought at the time you thought it, and without reserve? and what was it about and do you regret it now?
I told someone their hair kinda sucked, I don't regret it.

d) are you or do you classify yourself as reckless? and in what sense
no but I'm good at spending moneh

e) do you have heart palpitations at the thought of going to prison for a long time? would you cope if you had to do a short period like 12 months?
depends on the prison. omg imagine if it had a game console.. not like a ****ty PS1, a Wii. Srsly.

f) do you hate people who define themselves as "loves to go to the beach, and have fun", when in reality, they live nowhere near the beach and go about two times per year and whine about the sand when there. what the **** is the huge attraction to the beach anyway
Dislike. I find the guys who say that just 'BabeWatch' anyway. The beaches i've seen generally are ok. The golden sand and deep blue foaaam in the brochure.. appeals?

g) can you read maps? because im going to hate you if you can. and left or right?
hurt my brain at the best of times

h) what sort of friends do you have?
s

i) have you had a mental health diagnosis? what was it? and if you haven't, do you realise you're not supposed to post at this site unless you've had some sort of diagnonsense?
I don't think so. You won't stop me.

j) i had to do one more because i couldn't bear/bare (??? which ****ing bear/bare is it?) finishing at 'i'. oh which word do you use far too much? irl i mean. i don't mean bull****ting around on the internet. the word you go to when, irl, you're in unfamiliar times and you have to try and be normal.
LIKE WHAT THE.

my reply=

a) ever arson'ed or felt the strong urge to arson? why or why NOT etc.
I've played with matches and felt the urge to just...let one drop. Sometimes I burn paper in the ashtray with my cigarette. There were two kids at my primary school who started a fire in their flat while their mum was working in the shop downstairs. One of them had to wear a special suit for the rest of his life because his skin was so badly damaged.
b) be honest. when you see twits lying in grass and writhing about and pretending like they're free and uninhibited, don't you want to pour petrol on them, light a match, and just watch? and if you're one of the twits that does that kind of thing, are you aware there are quite a few more pyromaniacs out there prowling than you first thought?
The idea of people 'writhing' makes me uncomfortable.
c) when was the last time you told someone exactly what you thought at the time you thought it, and without reserve? and what was it about and do you regret it now?
Friday. I told him he was my most current crush and the reason I had been so full on with him the weekend before was because when I drink red wine I seem to lose all my social awareness about what is Acceptable and what Unacceptable. I regret it now. A lot. I feel like I'm fifteen again except I'm pretty sure I didn't stoop so low as to flash my fanny at someone even when I was a teenager.
d) are you or do you classify yourself as reckless? and in what sense
Um. I don't know. I can be reckless with my words quite often. I never stop to think how my words might be taken by other people. Which can lead to me insulting them unintentionally or making myself sound a bit strange.
e) do you have heart palpitations at the thought of going to prison for a long time? would you cope if you had to do a short period like 12 months?
I've never thought about going to prison but I know I wouldn't cope. I would probably offend the Top Dog and get my labia violated within two days.
f) do you hate people who define themselves as "loves to go to the beach, and have fun", when in reality, they live nowhere near the beach and go about two times per year and whine about the sand when there. what the **** is the huge attraction to the beach anyway
Kind of. I don't really like the beach though, so I wouldn't be interested in this mysterious beach fun they define themselves by. They could just...move....along.
g) can you read maps? because im going to hate you if you can. and left or right?
Yes! Well, sort of. I rocked at orienteering when I younger. That's maps AND a compass, *****es.
h) what sort of friends do you have?
I have three different groups. I very rarely mix them up. I have my older, more intelligent (which sounds mean but really is true), liberal and LOUD friends. Then there is my best friend and some girls we went to college with. My best friend is a bit of an idiot. I get embarrassed sometimes when she writes on my Facebook wall because she says his instead of he's and I think OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THAT! Then there are my 'local' mates who are well ****ing racist sometimes and only read true life story books (OMG SHE WAS RAPED BY A PIGEON!!!) but I've known them so long and feel so comfortable around them they STAY FOREVER in my world. Although they give me a lot of grief for not dropping h's or softening my t's and also disagreeing with their votes for MOTHER****ING BORIS. I'm probably the worst friend ever in the way I think about and describe my mates. Ha. They love me.
i) have you had a mental health diagnosis? what was it? and if you haven't, do you realise you're not supposed to post at this site unless you've had some sort of diagnonsense?
I had TWO counselling sessions when I was a kid. I ****ing LOVED THEM. Hello, I gets to talk about me for a whole hour and you're going to MAKE NOTES? Awesome. Can I come again tomorrow? I've never been diagnosed with head problems. I'm far too boring to have some kind of mentalness.
j) i had to do one more because i couldn't bear/bare (??? which ****ing bear/bare is it?) finishing at 'i'. oh which word do you use far too much? irl i mean. i don't mean bull****ting around on the internet. the word you go to when, irl, you're in unfamiliar times and you have to try and be normal.
Awesome and aces. Everything is awesome and aces. And both of those words entered my vocabulary, sick noise, ironically.

a) ever arson'ed or felt the strong urge to arson? why or why NOT etc.
when i was kid i used to set fire to little piles of leaves and things. i think i was just bored/a ****stirrer

b) be honest. when you see twits lying in grass and writhing about and pretending like they're free and uninhibited, don't you want to pour petrol on them, light a match, and just watch? and if you're one of the twits that does that kind of thing, are you aware there are quite a few more pyromaniacs out there prowling than you first thought?
my favourite thing in the world is lying in the grass in sunshine. i don't know if i writhe. no, it's never occured to me that someone would want to set me alight. but i usually prefer green grass, i don't think that burns very well

c) when was the last time you told someone exactly what you thought at the time you thought it, and without reserve? and what was it about and do you regret it now? on friday night i was in barcelona i was with my friend and he gpt drunk and he was being a ****. and i decided not to let him get away with it and basically call him on all his bull****. so anyway we fought all the way from the waterfront up la rambla and in the hostel and in the street. it was messy and there was even more shouting when we were supposed to check out and he wouldn't get out of bed. but after we went for breakfast it was fine

d) are you or do you classify yourself as reckless? and in what sense
i'm reckless with money. personally, i'm terrified of everything. i tend to put myself in reckless situations then freak out.

e) do you have heart palpitations at the thought of going to prison for a long time? would you cope if you had to do a short period like 12 months?
i don't have time to waste i'm getting old

f) do you hate people who define themselves as "loves to go to the beach, and have fun", when in reality, they live nowhere near the beach and go about two times per year and whine about the sand when there. what the **** is the huge attraction to the beach anyway
i love to go to the beach. i live in london. the beach is awesome

g) can you read maps? because im going to hate you if you can. and left or right?
i can read maps and generally have an excellent sense of direction. i'm right handed

h) what sort of friends do you have?
boys. who are ****s. basically. gay and straight. drunks. people who are up for it.

i) have you had a mental health diagnosis? what was it? and if you haven't, do you realise you're not supposed to post at this site unless you've had some sort of diagnonsense?
post traumatic stress disorder
j) i had to do one more because i couldn't bear/bare (??? which ****ing bear/bare is it?) finishing at 'i'. oh which word do you use far too much? irl i mean. i don't mean bull****ting around on the internet. the word you go to when, irl, you're in unfamiliar times and you have to try and be normal.
awesome. do you know what i mean? huh?