This is the letter I get from my dad about him owing me for 8/hrs of work, only after threatening to have the authorities investigate his shady dealings in property management. Never mind his breach of parole in regards to an assault charge against his girlfriend he's still fucking. That will only come out if I am subpoenaed to his court case for a breach of child support; the thought of which he relishes. ON a positive note he's facing a possible six months jail time, perhaps more if I tell them more about his criminal activiites, which is something I'm certainly not above doing.

Without further ado, the almost comical letter I found in my inbox today:

Daniel, last week i asked you to keep track of the hours (not true - and I've worked w/ him for over 9 weeks and not once has he asked me to keep track of my hours. It was done on an 'honour system')you work. when you arrive ,how long you take for lunch and when you quit. this is standard in construction , you just seem to guess or approximate your timeand then you should give me a list on friday or thursday and then we know whats what. its fucked up because you dont do this, this is your responsiblity not mine. And you on occasion ask for draws because you are starving (they're not draws, I've been asking for my pay for over 2 weeks now - the arrangement was that I'd get paid each and every saturday). you have little money because you dont want to work steadily and you buy at fast foods (He promised steady work, yet constantly cancelsand 5 tacos for $4.35 at Taco Bell once or twice a week isn't going to break the bank) you dont buy at the discount grocers..(lol) by the way i generally buy your lunches when we go to the fast food stores (you offer to I don't ask). its apparent you dont know when you worked and for how long (I worked for 8 hours that I havn't been paid for). what would someone else say to you if you wont keep track of your hours?
I gave you more money this week then (than, you illiterate pollock)what you worked (Yeah, fatso, cos you never paid me fully for the week before)and if you say i owe you this . I should pay you on saturday , i will pay you this if thats what you think I owe you (too late- I already contacted the municipality of Barrie law-enforcement and am in the process of reporting your illegal rooming house at which you evict people w/ no reason in the dead of winter and go so far as to tell them what they can wear as you live in a 'upscale' neighbourhood and want to keep up appearances. Fucking slumlord)
On your next job you should always do this because an employee can refute what you say just by the fact that you dont keep a record.
Your behaviour today is very dissappointing (like your behaviour when you got so drunk you literally pissed your pants and were arrested for beating up your disabled g/f last fall?)and your choice of words reveals your nature, which is close to that of your mother ([i]and you're just like your mother who i'm convinced has had mad cow disease). I know you cant change your mothers nature but you certainly are intelligent enough to make a better choice of your life. If you could listen to the tape of your behaviour what would you think of someone who speaks like your mother (Mother's the best). For what ever reason your mother has chosen to live a life of without love,a life filled with fear and devoid of self introspection (thank you dr. phil), you do not have to follow her footsteps. Stop behaving like her. she spurs you on because she is anxious and panic stricken all the time because she doesnt see the value in working to support herself in a self respecting way (as opposed to you do by living off your mother? ).you are better than that.
remember what i said about fighting and arguing over things. you cant take back things after they are said (I would have said a lot more if you didn't keep hanging up, princess)
i have always sent you money when you asked for it , maybe not much but what i had on me at the time. when you quit school and were making wrong choices (I dropped out of school for a year which you seems to figure as 8) I still would send you money (If this were true, you wouldn't have the family responsiblity people on your ass to the tune of 44k now would you? See you in court, motherfucker) remember that if you want to succede you must have a plan which leads to a goal. if you are dedicated and persistent you will succede and be able to do anything you want to do. Life is not easy, but its the only life we have so learn to move forward and love yourself. if you chose to do the same things over and over again nothing will ever change (great advice. Especially coming from a 300lb man gone twice bankrupt w/ cirrhosis of the liver due to chronic and severe alcoholism)
R.

why the fuck are you telling us?

1)you should stop acting like a fucking spoilt kid, boo hoo hoo you worked for your FAMILY and want to get paid for it - and because you didnt get paid for what you worked your moaning like someones just kicked you in the cunt. Your dad has given you a job.....and i take it that you didnt have to do an interview for it? why dont you just tell him your not fucking working for him again and get a differant fucking job you fucking leaching whore.

2) I dont fucking care

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter & offer your invaluable input. Keep up the great work & all the best w/ your future endeavers.

I'm with TM, this is lamer than that Swept Away movie.

Swept Away? I thought you were supposed to be the only straight male on here.

Your Dad picked the film, not me. He was flush with cash that day and we did all sorts of crazy shit.

Did you guys snowball during Yentil, too?

One time he did get mixed up with a tranny in a hotel room, but I don't recall seeing any balls under your splayed ass up against that phone booth.

Was it good for you?

The best, his anus wept like Argentina after the death of Evita and my vicious cocklust was finally satisfied.

that was wayyyy too long to read.

but er, maybe you should get a new job.

Construction? really?

Well, I'm glad someone could find a use out of the asshole.

Yeah, now that his teat's all dried up I'm going to have to go out into the real world.

You seem surprised. Were you expecting florist?

Basement reno for a nice Chinese/Jehovah's witness couple.

Need your drywall taped?

how old are you?

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Originally Posted by dotty wokker and laugh about it all you want. you wont be laughing when my friends dos the fuck out of your hard drive.

wen he Fyrez u can u tell him to hire mE

kthnx.

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A/S/L?

fukkkin anzer me alredy.

you know how much i love your dad

i particularily enjoyed the bitterness re: your mother and the 'love yourself' thing. that must be hard to hear from a 500lb ukrainean pig fucker. regardless, i think you need to fuck his best friend.

i just thought you were younger.

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Originally Posted by dotty wokker and laugh about it all you want. you wont be laughing when my friends dos the fuck out of your hard drive.

Am I the ONLY one here who, after reading the title of that thread, expected it to be followed by the words " ...sent from the heavens above..." ?

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