His last name translates as something like 'baba's cheescake' in ukranian but you can tell he's a pollack based on his line of work and violence towards women.

No, genius. If you're gonna reply to a thread, you might as well read it first. *sparkly rats*

is your dad hot?

6'3, about 300lbs 7x3 inches cut.

Large incisional hernia scar above navel and Bozo the clown receeding bouffant w/ a deep, hairy asscrack.

ooooooooooooh, welcome to your future

I'd be happy to gain a few extra inches.

And you I'm sure are very much your mother's daughter.

It was too long and whingy, you should have summarised. Either way I really don't get why you're complaining, some of us have to find our own jobs and pay for our own takeaway food. Grow up.

dear daddy,
i write you in spite of years of silence. you've cleaned up, found jesus. things are good, so i hear. this bottle of stevens, awakens ancient feelings. like father, stepfather. your son is drowning in the waaaaaaaaaaaaaake yeah eyeyeaha YEAH YEAH.

(i improvised a bit)

love, kittyradio

It's just wasted effort in defending myself against every moron who can't discern between a facetious thread and an earnest one. So I'm just going to take the highroad and hope that your perineum tears from back to front during an excruciatingly painful rape-induced pregnancy and be done with it.

yes actually we are very similar in body shape and our nipples are the exact same shade of hispanic red. we also have a sort of routine we do in sundays which involves cucumber sandwiches and kegel exercise at k-mart.

This entire thread is fucking hilarious.

post a picture. other than the bozo the clown receding bouffant, he sounds alright.

does he own any porn that you're aware of?

We try not to leave a photo trail or our exploits together, but rest assured he's certainly not in debaser's league...

As far as porn is concerned, I once found something along the lines of 'bustybroads.com' in his browsing history. I jeered him about it and he confessed to liking 'em big and bouncy. However, his current girlfriend complains to me that he's never 'intimate' with her, and Mother swears up & down that he's a 'latent homosexual'. Obviously he was hetero enough to breed her, though, so who really knows?

that made me lol because my mom said teh same about my dad, as well as his ex wife saying the same about him, AND his current gf says she has to goad him into it. so i used to tease him about being closeted.

just to add something here.

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Originally Posted by dotty wokker and laugh about it all you want. you wont be laughing when my friends dos the fuck out of your hard drive.