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04-23-2008, 02:49 PM
|  | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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| | | foster's penis at midnight
So last night I was sitting around having a beer with my dad and his obnoxious alcoholic friend Steve who has known me since birth. We started talking about my boyfriend(Foster) and what I've been up to lately, and Steve starts asking me what I do with my time. I guess I didn't give him a satisfying enough answer because he starts yelling at me going "GODDAMN IT MADDY WHAT DO YOU LIKE?! WHAT GETS YOU GOING? WHAT ARE YOU INTO BESIDES FOSTER'S PENIS??!"
My mom who had been sleeping in the other room was awakened by the phallic outburst, and my dad proceeded to scold Steve for talking about my boyfriend's penis so loudly so late at night, which prompted Steve to launch into a song he titled an Ode to Foster's Penis at Midnight.
I was v. embarrassed. Mostly because I would prefer my dad to not know/pretend not to know that my vagina has introduced itself to penises.
So tell me embarrassing stories that have to do with parents or friends of parents. Or penises. |
04-23-2008, 03:59 PM
|  | fizzy lifting drinks | | Join Date: Jan 2007
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by bonemachine  my dad proceeded to scold Steve for talking about my boyfriend's penis so loudly so late at night | lol. would you say most of the scolding had to do with a)the subject matter, b)the volume, or c)the hour? |
04-23-2008, 04:14 PM
|  | Let's hug it out, bitch. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dallas
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| | | fantastic story. |
04-23-2008, 04:18 PM
|  | canny gee! | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: good crack
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04-23-2008, 04:50 PM
| | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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Originally Posted by cricket lol. would you say most of the scolding had to do with a)the subject matter, b)the volume, or c)the hour? | mostly the volume and the hour, I think he was trying to ignore the subject matter to be honest. |
04-23-2008, 06:17 PM
|  | I collect apple stickers | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the land of the prince bishops/edinburgh
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| | | haha
song lyrics? |
04-23-2008, 06:20 PM
| | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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| | | he was too drunk to really produce lyrics, he just sang "fosterrrr's peniiiiiiis at midniiiiiiiiiight" in this really sweet sad romantic voice |
04-23-2008, 09:52 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Being honest, are you fixated with Foster's penis?
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04-23-2008, 09:58 PM
| | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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| | | I wouldn't call it fixated, there are plenty of other things I enjoy...that being said who doesnt like to fuck I mean really |
04-23-2008, 10:05 PM
|  | WTF | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: MelbourneMagistrates'Court
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| | my mum went with me to buy condoms once. it was her idea. 
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04-23-2008, 10:07 PM
| | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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| | | my mom patted my back and said "good for you" when she found out I was on birth control. idk she's funny but not on purpose |
04-23-2008, 10:34 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by bonemachine I wouldn't call it fixated, there are plenty of other things I enjoy...that being said who doesnt like to fuck I mean really | You sound defensive to me!
j/k
ish
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
04-23-2008, 10:56 PM
| | muffintopz | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: land'o'plenty
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| | | are you suggesting I have a cock obsession? an insatiable desire for dick?
there are wose things to be fixated on I suppose |
04-23-2008, 11:02 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by bonemachine are you suggesting I have a cock obsession? an insatiable desire for dick?
there are wose things to be fixated on I suppose | I think there are definitely worse things.
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04-23-2008, 11:11 PM
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