me?

oh, well right now you ask.

well on saturday i was supposed to be going to a house party but i fell asleep while i was getting ready so i didnt, then i was speaking to the boy whose house it was on msn on sunday evening and he was like 'hats im in huge trouble' so i went round to help him clean up. quite standard you might think.

well, one of our mates had been having sex with this girl he bought back that we didnt know and she bled EVERYWHERE.

so i spent my sunday night elbow deep in someone elses period blood. i nearly threw up. what is funnier is that he tried shagging the girl last week and the same thing happened, i think she has problems and should maybe stop having sex.

got all the stains out, the whole world loves me atm.

I watched The Simpsons, then the Barcelona vs Almeria game, then more episodes of The Simpsons. I managed to do all of this without coming into contact with anyone else's blood, thank God.

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That's fucking disgusting. If she knew that she was bleeding all over the place why did she even bother?

Wait... nothing gets in the way of a determined slut.


I spent last night with mah favorite girl friends in the whole world. Ya know, talking about lame boyfriends, beauty treatments and my kick ass 21st birthday party that's coming up. Glad I didn't have to go through what you did.

When I read "period blood" the only thing that came into my head was, "she perioded on my leg!"

I beat all of you in the excitement meter. I did laundry. Top that!

i watched tv, did the dishes and passed out on the couch. i woke up while project runway reruns were on.

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