Oh wow that is the most satisfying ending to this possible.
Toilet problems stress me out to the point that I get close to tears. But I flush tampons so obvs I deserve the tears.

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i knooooooooow. i work at a group home for old and mentally disabled people and they use just like fucking ridiculous amounts of toilet paper. and i mean they ALL do it to some extent and so the toilets get clogged constantly and its like GUYS at some point you learned how to do stuff like put food in your mouth and zip up your coat. hell some of you can tie your shoes. WHY can't you use less than two feet of toilet paper per wipe?

Oh ick. Well, where I work, which is in an office building full of businesses that share bathrooms, the ladies bathroom always has a "do not enter" sign on it with yellow tape around it. And they often have to bring those huge pumps up to pump the place out. It's gross. I think it's the toilet paper or something because it's thick like cardboard.

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so a cork can be used to take place of a flapper valve.



just had to share my cork confusion/realization.

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That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.” - J. D. Salinger

a spiritual being having a human experience

well im glad you got your new toilet.

but as far as flushing tampons, i always do...never had a problem with it. its PADS you arent supposed to flush. but who over the age of 14 uses them anyway?

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