i've done both of these. in fact i love to harrass the guy who sits beside me!!! i call all the time and hang up on him. i block the number so he can't see or i call from my cell phone. LOL!!!

my boss is on mat leave so i have what i call my "psuedo boss" whom i think is a joke, so i tend to say no to a lot of what she asks as she's not got a clue to what i do. i respond with and email "decline" to go to her constant meetings which pisses her off to no end but since they cut my department in half, the workloads have increased and i don't have time to sit in meetings to discuss a new "email protocol" or "cahngeing of internal processes". i swear she'd have a meeting to discuss taking pens from the store room. she's such a micro manager, it's sickening.

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none of these apply to my workplace, but i do sometimes dream of annonymously reporting my boss to the authorities for her cocaine stash

i'd dip into it! or at least cut it with baby powder.

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ah, if only she didn't keep her stash at her house baby powder would be hilarious.

For the very, very brief time I had an office job I dreamed of doing 13 quite a few times to my supervisor who was a schmuck. I should have. It was just so tempting because every single day at 2:30pm he would march on down to the porcelian throne with a newspaper in hand..