WRONG! DO'S AND DON'TS - Drugs
Originally Posted by RomanNoseJob
wrong! burroughs, the heroin addict of the 20th century, started on it in his 30s.
this is the sort of thing that makes me panic about getting older so I keep tabs on the limits.
If you aren't at work, smoke weed whenever you want. But you are not allowed to go around telling everyone how stoned you are. That's for 13-year-olds.
As we've said before, no bumps after 4:30am. Prior to age 25, it is OK to have one night of dabbling with heroin very six months. After 25, no more getting down with the brown. You'll just look like a gross old junkie the next day. You can switch to pills for your every-six-months opiate indulgence until you have kids. Then you never get to relax again until you are a senior citizen.
from VICE Magazine. The Do's and Don'ts Issue [The Be-All And End-All On What To Do About Everything] Volume 2 Number 3
and yes i typed that. capitals and all