and it's....useful. because a few nights ago i drank lots of tequila and was not drunk and was very disappointed, but LAST night I had a lot of whiskey + the rest of the tequila and i was very drunk.

and it's all just prep for new year's eve. so who's gonna be hungover like a ***** on new year's day?

i am a little drunk now and will definitely be hungover new year's day. i am glad you can drink again. why couldn't you to begin with? you just weren't getting drunk off the usual amount? this will never happen to me because i am a ****ty drinker. i had one pitcher of beer and a bunch of ***** shots that they give you when the home team scores a touchdown (green bay, if for some reason you care) and that was enough to make me puke and spend the afternoon asking personal questions to some old guy. buy yeah. anyway, good for you.

I just feel normal when I drink now, and mistakenly think that I'm getting drunk when I'm really just getting normal? Or vice versa. Yeah, maybe i'm getting drunk and only think i'm getting normal. Which certainly can't be normal.

I'm absolutely convinced some ghost in my house drank my tequila and poured water in it or something. because it was really strange.

free shots at football games? i knew there had to be some reason people liked that sport.

trippy ****. having to worry about whether i'm getting more drunk or more normal would probably kill my buzz