Sick Joke thread. *non-pc & offensive welcome*

[mystars]

I want your worst.

Someone else start then I'll go.

[Ophiel Ophiuci]

Cunts ripped up and rammed up Johnathan Wilkes' nose.



Not a joke, but it makes me smile.

[mystars]

That'll do.

What's long and Grey and fucks bunny rabbits?
A shot gun.

What's blue and fucks old people?
Hypothermia.

What's big and grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?
Kidney dialysis.

What's big purple and fuzzy and fucks little children?
Me in my favourite jumper.

Your turn.

[mystars]

Fine. I'll just keep going.

What's the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about fucking a five year old baby girl up against a barbed wire fence?
Turning it over and pretending it's a five year old baby boy.

What's better than fucking a baby boy up against a barbed wire fence?
Absolutely nothing.

[BleedingHeart]

classic fav:

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?



Tell him clap handies til daddy comes home.