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Old 11-15-2007, 06:44 AM
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Beijing's Penis Emporium

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programme...nt/5371500.stm

There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies.


Many of the restaurant's guests are wealthy businessmen

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

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lol they have a dish called the penis hotpot.
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Old 11-15-2007, 06:56 AM
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:25 AM
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So you wouldn't even try the penis hot pot? Tiger penis?

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Old 11-15-2007, 07:30 AM
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I must be a prude. I wouldn't try the hot pot or the tiger penis, unless....I got a free goon bag in return.
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I would love to be drunk there and walk up to every person and say "Eat a dick!" and then laugh my arse off
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Old 11-16-2007, 09:04 PM
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a cock is a cock is a cock is a cock. it's all going in my mouth, whether i am chewing it, swallowing it, teething it or it's shooting a load.
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She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.
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My friend has pet snakes and I was shocked when I found out they have two penises. I don't think I like knowing biographical information about my meals. It freaks me out too much.
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this is where diablos been hiding?
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now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch.. heather hunter, janet jack-me...
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