Do alligators have a *****? When I think about animals genitals I just normally think they would have a normal ***** or whatever. It would be pretty funny to see like a bird with a manpeen. It would maybe be bigger than THEM. Awww. Little friends!

My hand is itchy. Its friday night. GRRRR.

So I just read that TheEmpress ignore them. THAT ***** IS WHACK.

She seems like the type that would stack pancakes up in fours and eat them stacked. OR WHATEVER.







I actually don't know. But maybe?


I think I am going to write poems about the people I don't like at my work and hide them so they find them. Like poems or whatever that are sort of like

Ruuuuuth Price, show my your lice
I'm outside your window & its 4 am
I'm outside your window & its 4am
you talk about turkey
I talk about spam
you always jerk away
when I put my peen in your hand
but Ruuuuuth Price its 4am

^ that's really scary.

i know there are lots of scary animals out there.

but alligators and crocodiles are just too much for me.

even pics of them make me want to cry. :'(

it would be funny if you were sleeping with someone, and they were wearing a green tracksuit and an alligator head mask thingee and if you were hiding in the roof and an air vent was positition above the bed. it would look funny and you would get caught. well i would get caught because i would be laughing.

Alli's facing the wrong way.

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

bort, do you have a special mug you drink coffee out of?

next time I catch the bus and somebody asks to sit next to me, I'm going to ask them to hold my hives HOLD MY GODDAMN HIVES.