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09-26-2007, 07:52 PM
|  | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
Posts: 4,453
| | | i have a mad crush on a psychic
a goddamn psychic, homies.
he actually sees DEAD PEOPLE (!) and talks to them and shit. uh - 100% bonafide REAL.
So i am trying to get into his head with my own homebrand of psychicness/telekinesis/osmosis/and other things ending in SIS.
i sent him an email. or two. maybe it was three? and when i was clicking SEND i asked whatever higher power is out there to put ME into HIS HEAD - like come on bro, you're supposed to be psychic, so plz dream of me and then think about that email and then go, hmmm - I should REALLY follow this up.
hopefully janis joplin won't FUCK THIS UP for me.
ok ok check back, i am so gonna date this guy, i can feel it in my bones. |
09-26-2007, 08:13 PM
|  | urbane decay | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 319
| | | janis joplin once caused a very important real estate venture to fall through for me, so I feel your pain. And good luck! |
09-26-2007, 10:20 PM
| | meaning is the old black | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: circa 1996
Posts: 1,404
| | | the crazies are the fun. |
09-26-2007, 10:22 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | At least you can expect him not to shuffle a little, stare at his feet and say "dunno" when you ask him "where do you see our relationship heading?".
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
09-26-2007, 10:28 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Would he be able to determine if you were going to fake orgasm during sex?
Or, y'know, you should abuse his powers for the lottery.
__________________ WE MADE BROWNIES. I THINK WE'RE DEAD. |
09-26-2007, 10:32 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by bort  At least you can expect him not to shuffle a little, stare at his feet and say "dunno" when you ask him "where do you see our relationship heading?". | you know what bort - if you tune into tv2 on tuesday nights, you probably know who i mean.
what a fucking dreamboat 
i'm putting the thoughts out there to the spirit world - i hope they don't tell him bad shit about me.
COME ON, JANIS - help me out girlfriend. |
09-26-2007, 10:43 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by bort At least you can expect him not to shuffle a little, stare at his feet and say "dunno" when you ask him "where do you see our relationship heading?". | lawl
he does these seminar things and there's one on my BIRTHDAY and i'm like - hmm well you know, maybe i could treat myself...
but then he might see me in the audience, and Janis will pop into his head being all like "hey maaan, that little hardbody doesn't even have any spirits she wants you to contact, man, she just wants to ball you"
and he'll be like "goddamn these groupies"
and i'll be like "for FUCKS SAKE, janis"
and she'll be like "relax maan". |
09-26-2007, 10:53 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | Lol. Have you personally spoken to him? |
09-26-2007, 11:08 PM
|  | brown house! | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Crips, Peyote ENGLAND
Posts: 4,297
| | | does he have a myspace? i want to see pics.
sorry for getting all mellyjane on you about it but im totally obsessed about your psychic. |
09-27-2007, 12:09 AM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by misfitcult does he have a myspace? i want to see pics.
sorry for getting all mellyjane on you about it but im totally obsessed about your psychic. | he has an empty myspace.
oh man
if i direct you to his website (it has pics of him diving for crayfish and fishing - FUCK i LOVE a good bloke) you will LAUGH your ass off because i doubt you will think he's that attractive.
6"2
divorced
36 years old
ex chef
TOTALLY DREAMY
omg i love him.
he hasn't replied to my email???!!!!!??!?!? |
09-27-2007, 12:11 AM
|  | *Tea stained* | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 1,361
| | | Can he mind read as well? If so he must know you like him. |
09-27-2007, 12:44 AM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | | no he can't read minds, hellew.
fuck i knew i should've sent him a picture. |
09-27-2007, 06:00 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
Posts: 4,453
| | | i want misfit to come in here and make me laugh about Mr. C. |
09-27-2007, 06:04 PM
|  | closelyguardedtradesecret | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Et in Arcadia ego
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09-27-2007, 06:12 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | | i did some research on that, HG - pretty interesting.
but
i'm a believer with this one. |
09-27-2007, 06:14 PM
| | closelyguardedtradesecret | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Et in Arcadia ego
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| | | Well, I'm saying... get him first the have him do that and then buy lots of unnecessary acoutrements.
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09-27-2007, 06:25 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | | it's so mentally draining trying to get inside his head,
and then with janis being all me me me.
EMAIL ME EMAIL ME EMAIL ME |
09-27-2007, 08:30 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
Posts: 18,382
| | | Email him from a different computer. Maybe yours has bad juju.
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
09-28-2007, 12:18 AM
|  | irony maiden | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: denny's.
Posts: 1,989
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by sugarscar he has an empty myspace.
oh man
if i direct you to his website (it has pics of him diving for crayfish and fishing - FUCK i LOVE a good bloke) you will LAUGH your ass off because i doubt you will think he's that attractive.
6"2
divorced
36 years old
ex chef
TOTALLY DREAMY
omg i love him.
he hasn't replied to my email???!!!!!??!?!? | now i remember who he is!
and i remember that when i first saw him i was like, " he's a psychic?!" because he seemed so blokey.
which means that he MUST be genuine because why would a bloke enter into a profession usually associated with old witchy ladies?
anyway i mustn't miss it next week. I HOPE HE EMAILS YOU FI. |
09-28-2007, 02:54 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by cheshirecat now i remember who he is!
and i remember that when i first saw him i was like, "he's a psychic?!" because he seemed so blokey.
which means that he MUST be genuine because why would a bloke enter into a profession usually associated with old witchy ladies?
anyway i mustn't miss it next week. I HOPE HE EMAILS YOU FI. | What are you doing for the cause, Ms?
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter | |
