miley cyrus as hannah montana ^

the daughter of billy ray cyrus

well she looks like an olsen.

you know. i like to think that *****face listens to nu country.

shakin her titties to some travis tritt.

this hippy camp counselor thing is HORSE****. YEEE HAWW.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

What if Billy Ray goes all Vanilla Ice and freaks out if ya ask him to bring back his achy braky mullet and ****...like "don't EVER ****ING ASK ME THAT AGAIN!!" "This is MY HAIR NOW *****!"
Then he gives it to ya good and hard and smacks you around? How'd ya like THAT Ruthie?? huh?