Right, hello.
I've been awake for 37 hours.

WHO WANTS TO PLACE BETS ON WHEN I'LL SLEEP?
It's not likely to happen soon as I've just got out of bed because the Mentalist Wanker Upstairs has come home and put the radio on loud.

I reckon I could push this to 50h if I tried.

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Why have you been awake so long? I need facts if I'm going to make a good bet.

I couldn't sleep last night due to the same thing (****ing radio noise - I'm too sensitive to background noise), and then today I had stuff to do all day...

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Well you're young and it isn't chemically induced. I'm going to put my money on 41.5 hours. What do I get if I win?

My cat posing in a photograph with a sign saying "WELL DONE STRAWBERRY JULIUS"?

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